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Video with Joe

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Joe wanted to record a Sugg Sunday video before you go to Cape Town with him on Tuesday. ''Hey y/n are you ready yet??'' I quickly run downstairs to Joe's and mine room and nod breathing heavily.

''Y/n I mean, it's not that much of a run down the stairs. I'd understand if you were breathing after running up the stairs but not down'' Joe laughed ''That's too much exercise for a mamal like me, I should call myself a whale or something, wait. What animal sleeps alot and is really lazy??''

''Well I don't know y/n, google it''

''Yea yea I know, I'm asking uncle google'' I smirk

''OH so now Google is your uncle?''

''Yep''

''Okay then''

After standing up staring at my phone I come to the conclusion ''Oh'' I say. ''What?''

''How can I be so stupid!'' I shout at myself in a silly way. ''Did you figure it out?''

''Ye, a sloth. I'm so stupid''

''Aww babes you're not stupid just yet, but you just didn't think of it''

''Should I take that as a compliment or an offend?''

'''Compliment'' Joe smirks. ''Okay let's just get this video done and over with'' I nod.

We both sit down on Joe's and I's bed and Joe sets up the camera before sitting down properly.

''Hello everyone and today I'm joined by the most beautiful, gorgeous, cute, amazing, fabulous, talented, genius, smart Y/n!!'' Joe shouts looking directly at the camera.

''isn't genius and smart the same thing?'' I ask trying not to laugh. ''Hush'' Joe says still looking at the camera. ''So I asked you guys on Twitter to send in questions to answer, so I've got Caspar'' Joe rolls his eyes ''Behind the camera''

''HEY I SAW THAT!!'' Caspar shouts pretending to be upset ''Awhh Joeeeee now Caspars saddd'' I say getting up and giving Caspar a hug, but little did I know Caspar was faking. Whilst Caspar had his head on my shoulder he smirked at Joe and he became speechless.

''Okay then u 2, com'here y/n'' I then go back to sit beside Joe.

''So today we-'' i pause Joe

''You already said what we're doing'' I say laugh-crying slightly. ''Oh? I did?'' I nod.

''Well then, Caspar is going to be reading out the questions and ye, let's just do this. Oh and by the way we don't know what any of the questions are, we're giving Caspar the control of choosing them. Knowing Caspar he'll choose some weird and sexual ones knowing him'' Joe says.

''Okay, so first question 'At what ages did you guys lose your virginities?''

Joe: ''I was 19''

Y/n: ''I was 17''

''Next question, where and when did you two meet??''

Pre-quel to the break up prank. 

Anonymous said: 

Would you ever want to do like a prequel to the break up prank where like its the prank that joe does where he like pretends he's cheating lol

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~ Joe's POV ~

“Okay, I gotta do this quick because (Y/N) is coming round very, very soon.” Joe said in a rushed voice as he held his camera, he was shirtless and moving around his bedroom quickly. “Basically – I'm trying to prank her, she's very hard to prank as you guys know from my 'failing to prank my girlfriend' videos.” He yawned a little.

“I know this is really mean, but I'm basically going to prank her into thinking I've cheated.” Joe held up a finger to the camera, “please don't get mad at me, I know it's mean because she's an amazing person and I love her... But, I am a prankster!” Joe grinned.

“Ooh my big strong prankster.” A higher pitched voice came from out of camera view, Joe turned the camera quickly and Caspar stood wiggling his fingers in a wave, while he wore a long wavy brown wig. “Can I just say, can I JUST SAY!” Caspar interjected quickly. “(Y/N), when you watch this,  just know I was against this entire prank.” His face was very close up to the camera before.

“Yeah, sure Caspar – that's why you're in a wig...” Joe muttered, looking at the clock on the wall. “Alright, her bus should be due...” He set the camera down on his desk between his MacBook and some books, Caspar swan dove into Joe's bed, flopping around for a good minute in excitement before pulling the duvet over himself, facing the window, the brown hair of the wig was sticking out all over the place.

Joe was staring at him from the edge of the bed, just blinking before shaking his head. “I'm sorry babe, I love you!” Joe exclaimed before climbing into bed himself, turning the lamp off, he glanced up to the go-pro he positioned strategically and winked.

~ Your POV ~

Rubbing your eyes, you sat on the bus unsure of why seven o'clock in the morning really existed, headphones on trying to listen to some pump up music to be a little more alert but you really just couldn't wait to get to Joe's and crash for another couple hours.

The evening was coming back to haunt you, having gone out for a meal and some drinks with your girl friends, while Joe went out with his guy friends and did the same thing, however at 12:30 you threw in the towel and took your ass home to bed.

Reaching over you hit the stop button as the driver pulled away from the last stop and you stood up, thankful the bus wasn't too crowded as you waited by the back door, as it came to the stop you took your headphone out and let it rest under the neck of your sweater. “Thank you.” You called toward the driver, as you got off, the cool morning air hitting your face.

Slipping your hands into your pockets you headed up the street before taking a left onto the street Joe's and finding your keys, you unlocked the door and walked in. The place was silent and you figured both Joe and Caspar were still asleep with hangovers.

Quietly you took off your sneakers and took your bag off your shoulder, setting it on the counter as you headed downstairs.

~ Joe's POV ~

Perking up, Joe could hear the movement upstairs, “shh, shh!” Joe wanted to smack Caspar who was trying to contain some giggling by having his hand over his mouth, “I'm sorry this is cruel! ... But funny.” He said in a harsh whisper back at Joe. 

They both fell silent as the footsteps down the stairs became louder before stopping at the bottom, his heart raced as the door knob slowly turned.

~ Your POV ~

“Joe, I'm tired move over.” You said in a soft whisper as you opened the bedroom door, going to step in you stopped and stared over the bed.

The brown hair and another body made you freeze and you just stared while your mind proceed what you were seeing... You felt your chest tightening. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” You yelled, but it sounded like a whisper in your ears.

Joe turned around in the blankets quickly, “(Y/N)!” He said in shock, following your eye line to the figure beside him in bed. “It's not... It's not what he looks like honestly...” He scrambled to get up as you stepped back.

“Baby.” He said coming across the hardwood quickly but you stepped out of the room onto the downstairs, “I can't believe you! JOE!” You snapped, a sick feeling washing over you, unsure if you wanted to cry, scream, throw something or, all three.

“(Y/Nickname), baby, please – just listen to me... It was an accident...” Joe was pleading with you, following you up the stairs as you went up them backwards keeping your eyes on him. “An accident!? Why is she even here? Did you accidentally forget you had a girlfriend last night?” You snapped.

“What? No!” Joe exclaimed. “Did you accidentally trip and fall into her vagina?!” You were yelling and you could have cared less if the neighbouring apartments could hear you. Joe had stopped at the top of the stairs watching as you moved across the floor, grabbing your bag and throwing it on, a smile spread across his face and he tried not to laugh at your comment.

“Are you laughing? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?” You had lost any volume or emotional control you had left. “You bastard!” You picked up the green and yellow sponge on the counter and threw it at him, but it was dry and light and landed a few inches from you.

“(Y/N)” Joe said again trying to approach you as you put your shoes on, “no, no – I don't wanna hear it, fuck you.” You said dangerously in a low voice. You kept blinking as the tears were starting, your face felt incredibly hot.

“Joe? Joe...?” A voice called from downstairs and you looked up. “Babe, babe!” Joe said seeing your entire expression change from hurt to serious. “Babe!” Joe caught you as you tried storming by him back to the stairs, he held onto you around your waist and you struggling with him.

“Was she worth it? I wanna see if she was worth it! What did she have bigger boobs?!” You snapped, still trying to pry his hands apart to let you go. “I mean, they are pretty great!” Came from downstairs and Caspar came into view, wearing boxers and one of your bras, stuffed with what looked like toilet tissue, he was leaning against the stair railing seductively, the wig still messy.

You stopped fighting against Joe and your knees went weak, your heart almost stopping, while the laughter of Caspar and Joe filled the apartment. “Are you joking?” You whispered as Joe let you go and you turned to look at him.

“GOT YOU!” Joe pointed at you with both his index fingers, an evil was glimmering around his blue eyes, as he laughed. “That wasn't funny.” You said seriously, slapping him in the arm rather hard as you glared at him.

“It was kinda funny.” Joe admitted, pulling you against him despite your protest, “I would never, I love you.” He kissed your forehead as you kept glaring. “I think we successfully pranked (Y/N)” Caspar said looking at a GoPro on the kitchen table after coming up the stairs.

“I hate you both.” You muttered. “Oh come on Caspar, thats my good bra, too!” You got a better look at it. “I think its very slimming.” Caspar put his hands on his sides and did a model like pose, winking at you. “I still hate you both, so much... My heart is racing!” You took Joes hand and placed it against your chest on the left. “You, you caused this!” You exclaimed.

“Oh... I'm sure I'll make it race again later on.” He whispered into your ear, before kissing just under it on your neck and you started to melt. “Don't do that, I'm mad at you.” You tried holding strong.

“We did it!” Joe was laughing again, holding onto your hand at he looked at the GoPro, “we pranked her.” He held your hand and his up victoriously.

Hey, guys! I’m back from holidays. It was magical. Anyway here’s my first two part imagine, I hope you like the first part. Love, Kat xx.

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Joe, when you receive this letter I’ll be gone. I know you probably didn’t know this but I’m miserable. I can’t live like that anymore. You know, you’ll always be my best friend, my soul mate and the one I’m trusting the most. That’s why I’m writing this letter, you have to know why I’m doing this. Because when you and your one night stand are awake I’ll be gone and I’m not coming back. I can’t.  Because what you don’t know is, that every night when you’re gone, having a night out with your mates, it’s hurting me because I know how it ends. You end up with a girl you don’t love in our apartment, with me on the other side of the wall, wishing you hadn’t brought her with you.  Every morning after that, I’m making coffee for you and her, smiling, introducing me as your best friend although I wish I would be more than that. Yes, Joe. Every time you complained about being single I was there, wishing you would finally realize, that I’m the one you’re looking for. Because I’m in love with you. This night I finally admitted to myself that all the hope, all the effort and all the love I put into our friendship will never make you love me back. Never. And that’s alright, I can’t make you love me. But if I’m living with you, having to be around you every single day I’m not getting over you. So I decided I’ll leave. For you. For me. For us. I’m sorry. Please, don’t try to find me. I’m gonna be save I promise. I’m gonna call you, when I’m ready, I promise. Be safe, I love you so much, Joe. Y/N

He folded the letter neatly together and put it back down on the counter. “Who is it from?” The girl, Susanna or something like that asked with her mouthful and a cup of coffee in her hand. Coffee, that Y/N made before she left. “My roommate. It’s just a list of groceries I have to buy.” He lied. Everything in him felt wrong. He could practically feel that she left. The whole apartment felt cold without her. “Huh, are you planning to cook tonight?” She asked, probably wishing to be invited. He just wanted her to leave. “You know, I actually have a meeting with my personal trainer, I’m sorry, but I have to leave, so…” She understood. “I’m gonna go then. You have my number, call me if you like.” And with that she left. Joe sat down on the coach, and wondered why he never figured out that Y/N was in love with him. He decided to call his sister, the person who has known her as long as him. “Jooooe.” “Zoe, do you think Y/N is in love with me?” He jumped straight to the topic. Zoe got serious. “Well, isn’t that obvious?” “You mean you noticed?” “Eh, yes Joe. Actually I thought the two of you were dating as you moved together.” “We weren’t.” “Yeah, I figured that much, thank you Joe.” “But… how is it possible that I never noticed. Why didn’t she tell me?” “Because you have girl after girl. She’s heartbroken every time you bring someone home. I think she is afraid to tell you the truth.” “Well, not anymore. She wrote me a letter. She left, Zoe. All of her things are gone.” “Oh, Joe.” She sighed. “What do you mean? I’m single, I can do whatever the fuck I want. I didn’t know I was hurting her.” “Yes, you can. So do whatever you want, I’m trying to call her.” And with that she hung up. Joe sighed. He was getting annoyed with Y/N. How could she think that he knew what was going on? If he had known he wouldn’t had brought any girls with him. They could have worked it out. But she had to go and ruin everything.

It was Saturday and the last week Joe was pretty occupied with work so he didn’t think about Y/N too much. Not until he was home. Every night he would shout “Hello!” in his empty apartment, remembering too late that she wasn’t there anymore. So he would make dinner on his own, watching a movie by himself and feeling this weird empty feeling in his chest. But it was the weekend and he was smashed. Another night out with the boys. He was rubbing his front side against some brunette, he had forgotten the name as soon as she told him. Jack had already left with a girl and Josh and Conor were making out with twins somewhere in the club. The brunette turned to him, looking up with that kind of look in her eyes, that told him she wanted that he’d make a move. So he leaned in to kiss her, but before their lips could meet he heard Y/N`s voice in his ear. “You end up with a girl you don’t love. It’s hurting me. I love you.” Joe backed away, turning around leaving as fast as he can. Y/N was right. He was constantly complaining about being single, but when he was out he never looked for a girl which he liked. He was looking for a girl he liked to fuck. He was never interested in them as a person. He called Caspar, desperate to talk to his best friend. “Joe? Where are you? We were looking for you but you were… occupied.” “I’m… outside the club, it doesn’t matter. Why didn’t you hold me back?” “When? Tonight?” “All the times I made out with a girl I’m not interested in.” “Well, you seemed interested.” “Caspar, I’m serious. I’m taking an uber to your place.” “This is about Y/N, isn’t it?” “I don’t even know about what it is anymore.” Joe sighed. He was tired and angry and worried he had ruined a friendship that’s the most important to him. “Alright, I’m gonna sleep, you should too. I’m coming over tomorrow and then we’ll talk.” Joe agreed, hung up and called an uber to drive home. Alone.