MR BANG? -
[ot7 x reader]
DRUGGIES
8 participants - 8 online
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jk: be honest do you guys love me
cuz why did you let me do a song with central ceeโฆ
yoongi: wanted to laugh
y/n: you didnโt even tell me
hobi: i actually begged you not to if i remember correctly!
jimin: what is central cee??
jin: what are we taking about
tae: when he said โim not a her fatherโ it really resonated with me cuz iโm also not her father
y/n: who is her?
hobi: the block b song?
jk: wish i was her
jimin: central cee?? do i know central cee?? is this like jack hammerโs cousin or something
jin: tf is jack hammer?
yoongi: jack harlow
y/n: jack and jill something about a hill
jin: what is actually going on
hobi: too much!!!!
jk: did you like the song tho
yoongi: no!
jk: minus jack harlow
y/n: you did another song with jack harlow??
jk: i mean central cee
hobi: celery
jimin: TF IS A CENTRAL CEE??????
jin: wow iโm loosing my mind
jin added namjoon to โDRUGGIESโ
tae: thatโs not namjoons number
jin: yes it is
tae: omg wait
why do have two namjoons in my contacts??
jin: idk tf
leave me alone
namjoon: i am done interacting with you guys outside of work hours
jimin: do you know central cee namjoon?
hobi: we have work hours?
tae: why do i actually have 2 namjoons
iโm freaking out
do you have a twin joon?????
namjoon: no
tae: ok but why do i have two of you then??
explain that
i bet you canโt
namjoon: stop talking to me
now.
y/n: now.
hobi: that was so alpha x reader of you joonie
yoongi: x reader?
tae: alpha???
jk: namjoon has a twin?
jin: ew
someone kill it
tae: should i add the twin to the gc?
y/n: no
jk: yesssss!!!
tae added Bang PD to โDRUGGIESโ
jimin: oh
tae: hello namjoons twin!!
quick question when we had that threesome did you happen to feel anything??
namjoom: OH MY GOD???
namjoon changed the gc name to โbts๐โ
tae: just want to know if that twin telepathy stuff is real
hobi: do you even know what telepathy is?
tae: yeah
jimin: i highly doubt that actually!
tae: come on joon number 2 you can tell me!!!
bang pd: Wow Taehyung and Namjoon have had a threesome together?
That is what you guys do on your days off?
namjoon: HES JOKING sir lol!!
i am so sorry idk why he even said that
tae: sir lmao??????
donโt tell me ur the younger twin ๐ญ
yoongi: wow heโs dumb as fuck
y/n: ??omg
mr bang!!!!!!!!
bff what are you doing here???
tae: what?
Bang PD: Y/n โบ๏ธ!!!
I actually have no idea it seems Taehyung has added me in here under the impression i am Namjoons twin?
tae: oh my godโฆโฆ.
OH MY GODโฆ.
OH MY GOD
jin: yeah
Bang PD: Itโs ok i can leave if you would like me too.
y/n: donโt be silly you can stay!!!!!!!
namjoon: sir donโt worry you can stay! we donโt really talk much here anyways
jk: yes we do
why is he lying
namjoon: no we donโt
jk: ???????
we talk here everyday
basically every hour
omg just like my song
every hour
every minute
every second
hehhehehe
jimin: yk jk canโt take a hint
idk why ur trying namjoon
namjoon: so how was your day sir?
Bang PD: It was good thanks for asking!
How was yours?
namjoon: busy as usual!
jk: why is he lying again
he was at our house
wasnโt he y/n??
he didnโt even do anything
he just sat thereโฆ
Bang PD: Oh?
namjoon: HA HA HA WOW JUNGKOOK UR SO FUNNY
wow classic jungkook!!!
donโt be silly you know i was in the studio working on the song coming out soon ha ha lol
jimin: iโm telling you heโs not gonna get itโฆ
jk: is namjoon ok?
why is he acting strange
and lying
bet itโs the coke ๐ญ
y/n: LMAO
not funny
Bang PD: Ha i hope thatโs a joke jungkook๐
namjoon: IT IS
IT REALLY IS HA LOL
rigHT GUYs??????
hobi: HA HA HA JUNGKOOK UR SO FUNNY WOW UR HILARIOUS ACTUALLY WOW LOL
yoongi: ???
oh
yeah
sooooo funny lol
jin: ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
jimin: wow ur so silly jungkook!
tae: LOOOOOOOL
jk: iโm not joking
namjoon: you are
jk: iโm not :(
namjoon: iโm telling you
you are
jk: why
Bang PD: Sorry guys as much fun as it was talking to you all i must leave now.
I hope you all enjoy your weekend and donโt cause too much trouble haha
The leaked chats was enough drama for this year!!!
y/n: โน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธ
leaving so soon
bye bff
namjoon: goodbye sir please take care of yourself and we will definitely keep out of troubles way haha
right guys???
tae: ig
jimin: ofc bye mr bang โบ๏ธ!
jin: yes no trouble for us !!
even thought it wasnโt even my fault LOL
bye mr bang๐
yoongi: yup ๐๐ป
bye
hobi: no trouble no drama!! it was nice speaking to you!!!
jk: GOODBYE MR BANG ๐
Bang PD: and before i go y/n i hope you and Jaehyun are doing well โค๏ธ
Bang PD left โbts๐โ
yoongi: huh
jin: OHMYGOD??/?:ยฃ7.
namjoon: um
jimin: HELPPPPPPPCPFFOFOFOLFK
jk: NO SAY THIS IS FUCKING FAKE OHMUGOD
hobi: wait plot twist
tae: SHUT THE FUCK UP????????????????
y/n: wow um
thatโs CRAZY wow
WHAT A FUCKING SNAKE BTW
but um
wow
i swear i can explain!
WOOOOW
UM
ok maybe i canโt lol
wow
y/ns first time left speechless ๐ฑ
first time for everything hahahaha
ok that wasnโt funny
soooo like wooooowww that was crazy
why did tae have mr bang saved under joons name ??
heโs so silly am i right or am i right??
jk: iโm going to kill myself
tae: iโve never fallen to my knees so hard before
yoongi: nct lame as hell
namjoon: so are you dating him or?????
jk: IS THIS WHY yOU HAVENT KISSED ME IN LIKE 4MONTHS?/ยฃ:&;&; OH MY GOD
IM GONNA YEHSNDCN XNDJCJJSKFJJDMDIXJCJVK
THERE IS ANOTHER MAN
IM GOJNA KMS
IOHMXUXUDICICJDNDJCJ
y/n: ok so basically
y/n left โbts๐โ
jimin: sheโs so real for that
hobi: feminism
jin: LWMSODOOFO
yoongi added y/n to โbts๐โ
namjoon: letโs move on
yoongi: no wtf???
y/n: hi guys !!!๐๐๐๐๐
hobi: in my baggy baggy baggy baggy baggy baggy jeans
jimin: be honest was try again about you
hobi: pls remember my answer is you ๐
jin: thought she liked mark lee
tae: she liked me once
sighs
jk: sHE LIKED MEFIRST
yoongi: yeah now ur lying
jimin: ohmygod cat fight!!!!!!
namjoon: now is not the time guys
hobi: look at joon trying to be the voice of reason
we know you mad asf rn donโt pretend ๐ญ
namjoon: shut the fuck up both of you
jin: iโm on y/ns side i support womenโs rights and wrongs!!!!
y/n: I AM NOT IN THE WRONG
jin: yeah ok you go girl!!!!!
yoongi: u saying ur not in the wrong is crazy lmao
jimin: NOO CUZZ WHY THEY FR FIGHTING JIN HOBI ARE YOU SEEING THIS
hobi: LAMSKDKKDODNDJSKSJD
THIS IS CRAZYYY
jin: TEAM Y/N!!!!!!!!!!
namjoon: stop
hobi: yk what didnโt stop
y/n when she made jaehyun her boyfriend
jimin: LAMOSDODOODODODJ
jin: HELP ME OHMUGOFJDJDJXB
y/n: okay guys shut the fuck up ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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okay LMAO this was clearly an unfinished work lmao but it was so silly not to post LIKE??? and this was obviously written right after too much came out and then i edited a little of it today but yeah still hope it was silly and cool enough for you all >\\\<
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