#subparparks

Listen. I know what you're thinking. "Amber, this review of @hawaiivolcanoesnps is definitely a joke." I assumed it was too. But after a deep dive on this reviewer's other reviews, I am convinced otherwise (but I am hoping they wanted to touch HARDENED lava). ⁠

I know it's the longest cave system in the world, but you'd think @mammothcavenps could get a few hundred dehumidifiers and space heaters up in here.⁠

Yep, pretty much nothing in @denalinps but 6 million acres of Alaskan wilderness full of spruce forests, grizzly bears, wolves, moose, caribou... not to mention the highest peak in North America. One star. ⁠

It's called... Great... Sand... Dunes... ? And it *just* has the tallest sand dunes in all of North America. Meh. ⁠ @greatsanddunesnps

You know when you're SUPER angry about something and you come up with the best zinger later in the shower and just have to share it with people? That's this review.⁠ @badlandsnps

I guess we're calling the largest wilderness east of the Mississippi, home to panthers, crocodiles, manatees, and over 350 kinds of birds, "nothing" now.⁠ @evergladesnps

Forget the 40+ scenic overlooks, the iconic Skyline Drive, camping, picnic areas, etc.... nothing else to do at @shenandoahnps

I mean, all of Earth is a giant rock, so what's interesting about a bunch of smaller rocks? One star. ⁠ @nationalparkservice @pinnaclesnps