Description: Tiktok from user recesstherapy. A white man with short dark hair and glasses, Julian, is sitting cross legged next to a small white child with short blonde hair. Julian is scrolling on his phone.
Julian: What car... (shows kid a car symbol on his phone) is that one?
Kid: A Volkswagen.
Julian: What about this one?
Kid: A BMW.
Julian: What about this one?
Kid: An infinity and a mini.
Julian: Is he right?
Parents (off screen): I think, yeah.
Julian: Wow! Infinity and a mini, yeah!
Kid: This one is what my mommy and daddy drive! (yelling excitedly) A Subawoo!! [Subaru]
Julian: A Subaru!!
Kid: (yelling) Yeaaaaah!!
Julian: What do you like about Subarus?
Kid: So much about it!
Julian: What's the best car?
Kid: Subawoooo!
Julian: (whispering in his ear) My mom drives a Subaru.
The kid shrieks excitedly.
Julian: Do you know what car my grandma drives?
Kid: What?
Julian: A Toyota Corolla.
The kid giggles softly, which quickly progresses into another shriek.
Kid: A Chevy equinox and a Chevy caprice!!
Julian makes an exaggerated shocked face.
Kid: Two cars!!
Julian screams excitedly.
Julian: How many cars do you have?
Kid: Even five!
Julian: Should we go on a road trip together?
Kid: Yeah.
Julian: Where do you wanna drive to?
Kid: To go down to Ohio.
Julian: What do you think about gas prices?
Kid: Too 'spensive.
Julian: Anything you wanna say before we go?
Kid: I just wanna say what car your grandpa drives?
Julian: (whispers in his ear) My grandpa drives a Subaru...
The kid pauses for a second before shrieking again.
