#sture

silly outfits

Dnd shenanigans!

Today's episode: Paperwork. (26/05/2019)

do we want to go to a strip club? Freyja: Im too sad.

Freyja and Nathanial can share a bed.

There each a half of a full idiot

List of things to do:

-Go to the church

-Stock up

-check guild 

-authorities 

-check for posters.

“What's everyone's fave colour?”

Freyja and store are not allowed to go anywhere alone.

*for shadows*

Authorities squad.

FILL IN ALL THIS PAPERWORK *plops down 300 pages*

*Freyja screams in the coms*

“FUCK THE POLICE”

*sora panicking coz they struggle to read common*

*Freyja sitting on soras lap like a cat*

Whats the vampires fave colour.

“RED, THEY LIKE BLOOD”

Freyja only writes in caps.

Church squad.

Lathander eats people.

“May you be in our prayers”

sture: so you don't do shit. 

Freyja and Sture: WHY DO ANY FORM OF AUTHORITIES SUCK!

Going to the clerics/paladins

“HI im Nathanial Skyver and I've just come back from a castle full of vampires” “My name is sir Bryan” “Wait your first name is sir?” “No no my full name is Sir Bryan the long” “THE LONG?”

Sir Brian the... "Long" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“we are going to send the plebs “

Then the whole party devolves into talking about tiktoks.

“if each turn is about 6 seconds it means that each turn is a vine”

“How many vines can we fit into an encounter”

We find out we are a low priority to the city

[email protected]

“We don't need Freyja's dad” Freyja: I RUGBY TACKLES STURE “NONON- IT WAS A JOKE” 

we put up a poster for the adventures guild. The woman was telling us about the membership scheme.

In anger, Freyja ate the paper.

She proceeded to spit up the paper and it turned to a rose. on a leaf, it said ‘Property of the adventurers guild’

She ate the rose again. on another leaf it says ‘please do not eat me’

I got around and sketched the Party of the “Magimpersonator” (working title) project i’m currently working on! From left to right:

Paraceta the Healer, who has the aesthetic of a dark mage and as such everyone believes she is one.

Yvonne the Dark Mage, who ha the aesthetic of a healer. Ditto as Paraceta, and she collabs with Paraceta to make sure no one know their true natures.

Sture P. of Lillsnorre the Berserk, actually some kind of noble from nordic lands. He’s really intelligent and smart but that’s actually by pure luck. He’s always making shit up and is actually right by pure luck.

Fumei the Assassin, a Tanuki who is a “reverse-furry” and a complete shame, but is way too useful to the party to be thrown out. Is a shapeshifter with a transformation fetish.