I’d like to imagine Angeal & Genesis stood beside Sephiroth during press meetings to help keep their friend’s anxiety at bay.
But also so Genesis could claim that everything the reporters asked was stupid and baseless af.
Reporter: So, General, what does your hair routine entail?
Genesis: idiotic question.
Reporter: do you really eat grilled cheeses with a spork?
Genesis: Moronic query.
Reporter: Is it true that you have no—
Genesis. Dumb. Wrong. Get out of here.
And Angeal doesn’t even intervene.














