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Quick Facts

1. Age: 18

2. Gender: Male

3. Sexual Orientation: straight. that being said Brad Pitt could destroy me

4. Zodiac Sign: Libra

5. Best Friend: Don’t really have one

6. Height: Somewhere around 6′2 I think

7. Favorite Color: Blue

8. Hobbies: Numerous and if I named them you all would say I’m being over masculine to hide something

9. Shoe size: 12

10. Eye color: rich dark deep brown mud

Have I

1. Had Sex: Quite a bit

2. Kissed Someone in the rain: It sucked but yes

3. Had a job: Lots, I just quit one actually

4. Smoked Weed: thats for degenerates. Yes.

5. Done Drugs: does it count if they were prescribed?

6. Drank Alcohol: a good 40% of the time I’m on tumblr I’m drunk

7. Broken a Bone: Does a hairline fracture count?

8. Self Harmed: No

9. Caught sneaking out: No

10. Been in love: Yes.

This or that

1. Good morning or good night texts: Be independent I’m not that kind of romantic

2. Salty or Sweet: Salty surprises ;)

3. Chocolate or Vanilla: Both

4. Fancy Dates or Casual: casual

5. Airplane or drive: Depends on where I’m going

6. Mountains or Beach: I live in the mountains so mountains

7. Baths or Showers: Showers

8. Blondes or Brunettes: Darker the hair the better.

9. TV or Music: Music

10. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2: Fuck you think? #1 4 lyf

Last

1. Person you kissed: Don’t bring her up

2. Text you sent: “if you bring burnettes to my apartment i reserve the right to shoot you”

3. Person you Texted: My friend Sidney

4. Show you watched: I cant even remember

5. Time you cried: Y’all ain’t need to know

6. Song you listened to: Bye Bye Blackbird

7. Shoes you wore: just an old pair of sneakers

8. Thing you ate: like 30 taquitos

9. Thing you bought: ... a box of 100 taquitos

10. Time you took a selfie: Probably last time someone on this damn blog asked me to post a selfie

Do you

1. Tan easily: No but I burn quite nicely

2. Regret anything: kinda but I always let things just be in the past

3. Want to get back with your last ex: For sooooooo many reasons no.

4. Have trust issues: kinda. Getting over them though.

5. Like Chinese food: Fuck yes

6. Believe in love at first sight: No. Infatuation and sexual attraction yes but not love.

7. Sleep with your door closed or open: Don’t really care

8. Type fast: yes

9. Have pets: not in my apartment but back home I have a dog that many people on this blog love

10. Smile at strangers: How cute are they?

Sex and romance (the good stuff)

1. Relationship status: single and I intend to keep it that way

2. Are you a virgin: I am a sinner.

3. Ever cheated, been cheated on: no

4. How many people have you slept with: Only two. I’m not too much of a manwhore, and I don’t like getting that close unless I really know them

5. Given oral sex, received it: I am a sinner.

6. Hot make up sex or slow passionate sex: SINNER. ALL OF IT.

7. Best sex you’ve had: really can’t narrow that down

8. Worst sex I’ve had: Oh thats easy. My mom called and I went soft like immediately. Nothing like your mothers voice to kill a mood

9. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time: Haven’t sinned that much

10. Rate yourself as a lover on a scale from 1-10: well thats for someone else to decide now isn’t it?

Someone you

1. Miss: My dog counts

2. Love: Dog counts for this also. He’s a very good dog

3. Trust: Quite a few actually

4. Live with: that would be my roommate

5. Have kissed: don’t kiss and tell

6. Have Slept with: She doesn’t need to be discussed here

7. Hate: Eh. theres a few but thats old news

8. Idolize: Elisha Mitchell

9. Need: I’m fuckin independent

10. Have known for years: almost all of my friends

Miscellaneous

1. What did the last text you sent say: “fuckin whiskey night then”

2. Have you ever done a prank call: of course

3. If your drunk and can’t stand whos taking care of you: my roommate probably hes a good guy. That and I don’t get Hammered like that often. Hold your liquor

4. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning: not very long never measured it

5. Behind the camera or in front of it: in front I’m fab

6. Last Book you read: The Iliad

7. How can someone win your heart: I am incredibly picky and incredibly not shy. If I bother to try and get to know you and your interesting your good. (this sounds bad but don’t judge too hard)

8. Did you lose your virginity before 18: I was 16

9. Do you like your handwriting: its terrible but yes I do

10. Do you play any musical instruments: I am a bassist

11. Where do you want to live when your older: I like where I am now

12. Whats something you like about yourself: My ass. Is fab.

13. Whats something that drives you crazy about yourself: its weird but I’m very young for my grade in school. And I’m a late developer. So I was 5′1 and maybe weighed 100 pounds my freshman year of high school. And only just now is my body really starting to bulk up. Its annoying being late to the party on the development crap.

14. Closest Friend on tumblr: riffraffismydaddy u little shit

15. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship 2 months from now: only if someone amazing comes down the line.

16. Do you like it when people play with your hair: There are very few ways to get high without the use of drugs but having my hair played with and lightly pulled and teased feels better than anything on this earth. My ex would do it for hours. Better than any drug.

17. Top 5 songs right now: Homecoming, Little Wing. Blue Rondo a la Turk. Give me Novocaine (the solo is to die for). Flamenco

18. Spell your name with your chin: Why? what kind of shit is this

19. Trip to the bottom of the ocean or outer space: neither I ain’t tryin to die