#studnia

Musical inspiration: Tropic of Cancer, "Court of Devotion" (album "Restless Idylls", 2013)

Coffee: Ladies and gents, welcome to our laughing academy! Today our guest is absolutely nobody but us and it probably won't change in the coming eternity. But! We’re offering you our first Big Post! It took us a while lol. There is some chance that coming posts will be made in the same way (it depends on temporary content of chaos in chaos).

Tea: I've just imagined Aaravos, who ofc has to eat something while he's in prison, so he cooks a broth in some magic pot. You know, like some kind of grandma. This one that was devoured by a wolf.

Coffee: And this is we’d like to talk about today. What a coincidence.

Chocolate: Wait, are you serious?

So we’re not talking about

Best poet- Soren?

Coffee: Well, nope. What a twist!

Tea: So you’re saying he’s not the best poet?

Coffee: ...he’s not our topic. Beginning is starting to overrun, so I’ll mercifully put an end to readers’ tortures and I’ll continue the right conversation. Rosołek. I mean, broth. I mean, what the heck was our great mage doing in his tiny prison for, like, years. Who can assure us that all his mighty thick books aren’t just… cookbooks? 100 ways to prepare an air. Or… Mighty collections of fanfics. AO3 offline.

Tea: Oh, right! Aaravos, the Last of the Great Ones and the Bearer of Gifts, and The Writer of Fanfics in his free time.

Chocolate: Fanfics of what? Cookbooks?

Coffee: You literally took it out of my mouth-- Telepathy is forbidden in this convo.

Chocolate: Forgive me :c

Coffee: Anyway: who wouldn’t like to read about the epic fight between the Air Broth and the Oxygenic Pierogies. Furthermore, written by Aaravos?

Chocolate: Studnia, ofc I would like to!

Coffee: Okay, but do we have any, like… a little bit more serious ideas? For our standards?

Tea: I mean, at first he probably tried different ways to get out of there, didn’t he?

Coffee: He tried to make a passkey out of spaghetti?

Tea: Yo, imagine if one of his ideas, once he was already a little out of hope of escape, was to try to bribe the Dragon Queen with a bunch of his own fanfics about their common favorite characters XDD

Coffee: Dishes! Mmm, how romantic~

Chocolate: Poor thing, I’m sure he was so bored of the room he was trapped inside… Maybe then he was transforming into a bug, so he can explore it from a different perspective? MAYBE THIS IS HOW HE DISCOVERED A SPELL FOR A BUG?!

Coffee: It does make a sense, it does make a sense. Tho on the other hand, he could invent this bug spell earlier… He probably had a lot of fun stalking some important elf dudes lol.

Tea: Btw, what was in his mind then, that of all the creatures he could choose, he decided to transform himself into some bug, wtf

Chocolate: Every creature is beautiful in its own way. But yeah, you’re right, bugs are some type of exception. Brr.

Coffee: Caterpillars are cute, change my mind

Chocolate: Okay! So I think that caterpillars are HOT, because Aaravos is a caterpillar and Aaravos is hot.

Coffee: Woah, some logical conclusion, finally. Since we reached that level, we should end it here, because otherwise we’ll fall by the wayside. And the post will be way too long, not gonna lie.

Summarization

Today, dear children, we learned that caterpillars are hot and Aaravos has at least two drawers full of fanfictions ‘bout soups.