Smolder: I’m a very mature person. I always apologize when I’ve done wrong, unlike some people.
Gallus: I have literally never seen you apologize for anything.
Smolder: Uh, yeah? Because I’m never wrong!
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Smolder: I’m a very mature person. I always apologize when I’ve done wrong, unlike some people.
Gallus: I have literally never seen you apologize for anything.
Smolder: Uh, yeah? Because I’m never wrong!
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Sandbar: I'm gonna teach you guys about sculpting. Which, of course, is art. Now, I think of art as a physical expression of emotion! So let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now!
Smolder: Stabbing.
Sandbar: Stabbing isn't really an emotion, it's more of an activity… That I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Smolder: Well maybe I feel STABBY!
Sandbar: …… So, sculpting. Why don't we come up with an idea for a sculpture we can all build together?
Smolder: A knife.
Sandbar: No!
Sandbar: Well, we need your help.
Swift Foot: Great! Who are we killing? (pulls out knife) I won’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.
EEA Inspector: I must say, Miss Glimmer, I was quite impressed with your resume. Not only have you achieved high marks in every level of formalized magic education, but you were even the personal protege of the Princess of Friendship herself. If you don’t mind me asking, what exactly made you choose this profession?
Sandbar: (sticking his head in the door) Headmare Starlight? Smolder accidentally set the gymnasium on fire again.
Starlight: I’ll let you know when I find out.
Gallus: I am terrible at expressing myself.
Ocellus: Don’t worry, Gallus. Actions always speak louder than words.
Gallus: Yeah but, see, the problem is that my actions are also terrible is the thing.
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Gallus: Some of y’all are afraid to be shitty, but I was born on the toilet.
Starlight: … Not exactly what I meant by ‘daily positive affirmations’ but sure, why not?
Smolder: (playing the knife game with her own hand) 🎵I have all my fingers~ The knife goes chop-chop-chop~ If I miss the spaces in-between, my fingers shall come off-
(STAB!!)
Smolder: ……
Smolder: Y’know, the game kinda loses its thrill when you literally have unbreakable skin.
(After Gallus gets a girlfriend outside the group…)
Sandbar: Anyway, I-I don’t even get a ‘thank you’? I don’t get it!
Swift Foot: Sandbar, frankly, I’m getting a little tired of hearing about her.
Sandbar: I just wanna know what I did to this mare!
Swift Foot: What, you gotta a little thing for her?
Sandbar: Nooo, no! She’s going out with a friend of mine! It’s only courteous that we should try and like each other!
Swift Foot: Well, what difference does it make? Who cares if she doesn’t like you? Does everybody in the world have to like you?
Sandbar: YES!! Yes!! Everybody has to like me!! I must be liked!!