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Can't believe I never posted about this but semi-retired Stuckate going to college at the university where the Twelfth Doctor teaches and he and Kate getting absolutely FURIOUS at each other over history things because they each know they are right but can't prove it without either outing themself as a time lord or their husbands as disappeared supersoldiers
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i appreciate quarantine stuckate so much but i really feel the need to tell you that i have been awake for 18 hours on 5 hours of sleep and my dyslexia gets worse when i'm tired so i read "'applause' for solo cello" as "applesauce for solo cello" and there were so many layers because a) i was trying to figure out what solo cello was, like my brain forgot what a cello was and i was thinking about cellophane??? b) once i remembered that cellos exist i was like "why are they putting applesauce in kate's cello" so... i hope you appreciate my inability to read one line because EVERYTHING ELSE WAS GOLDEN
ok but...but this is absolutely a message they get from at least two of their friends? I wanna say Tommy and Sam. Maybe Cassie and Sam? 2 dyslexic friends, without knowing it, separately message Bucky absolutely FURIOUS about this video because what the fuck is applesauce for solo cello, since when do you call cellophane cello??? (before they watch it) and after are like. oh. OH. I get it now.
but it prompts Bucky to make an āapplesauce for solo celloā video. Video series? One video is just Bucky teaching how to make applesauce. The other is like. Kateās cello sitting in a makeshift high chair (you know, like that one video with Thor and mjolnir?) with a giant sheet of cellophane holding a bunch of applesauce. I DONāT think itās above the cello, but it could be. And Steve is in the background likeĀ āoh yeah, this is a modern art installation, this is great, Buckā and Kate walks in from. Idk making friends with crows and is like. what the FUCK are you doing with my cello????Ā āweāre making ART, KateāĀ āoh iāll show you ARTā and then sounds of a scuffle as Kate attempts to tackle Steve.
just some stuckate quarantine things
i think theyāre living in a house in the UK somewhere because theyāre going to college and secret identities and stuff
Steve and Bucky are like Kate Do Not Leave the House, Your Immune System is Not as Strong as Ours and sheās like. ok cool please get hummus while youāre out
The Boys pick up groceries for the whole neighborhood basically and theyāre sitting on decades of military backpay so they never let anyone pay them
some of the little old ladies in the neighborhood figure it out, and also that none of them are the best at cooking so thereās this army of grandmas shoving casserole dishes at Steve with reheating instructionsĀ
Steve gets so pissed off about people not masking that he comes back from the dead just to do a mask PSA
Fury is just like. I am so glad Iām not in fucking charge of you assholes any more
Steve does lots of Art of Kate and Bucky
at some point they film themselves having sex because why not?
Bucky is very into tiktok. it starts because he posts some of Steveās Back in My Day, My Immune System Was Less Effective Than A Wet Paper Bag At Protecting Me From Disease, along with drunk history with Steve and drunk modern history with Kate. Anyway eventually he starts posting to youtube. here are some of his uploads:
we turned our house into a giant escape room for our girlfriend (tiktok compilation including: setting up the escape room house girlfriend is suspicious pt2 gf scales house for escape room (yeah we knew sheād do it) gf realizes this is a multi-day challenge update: we have lost our girlfriend in the walls of our house update: found her)
COVID Cooking: how to eat when youāre out of spoons episode 1, waffles
āApplauseā for solo cello
Wife Screams on Roof, Story at 11 (a compilation of the following tiktoks: wife screams on roof wife screams on roof pt2 wife screams on roof: the saga continues wife screams on roof, is joined by neighbor local crows mystified by our wife screaming on the roof after the scream: wife sings to crows (yeah, every night) neighbors join wife in nightly scream crows watch as my wife screams IMPORTANT SCREAMING WIFE UPDATE: the crows are bringing her gifts???)
spouses surprise me with olympic-grade trampoline
wife accidentally trampolines me through a window
home repairs: how to replace a window pt 1
artist husband loses at pictionary
living room yoga
acro duo routine to glory box by portishead
trick shots with my wife, tiktok compilation pt 5
my husband does our wifeās makeup
BABY GOAT BIRTHDAY PRESENT
husband roasts iron man for 10 minutes
boyfriend bullies us into learning choreography from hello dolly
boyfriendās bestie drunk zooms him
Purim 101
litter of kittens snuck into our garage
happy trees with the boyfriend
my best friend skypes with update on my goats
In case anyone was wondering, the Riptide-universe explanation for John Walker having the shield, it's because Steve is no longer active duty and the current Cap (Sam) is on a babymoon with his spouse(s?) before going on paternity leave and Eli refuses to leave his students in the middle of a semester
i want to do a COVID-era stuckate update (theyāve been going to college in the UK!!) but i have come across the stupidest problem ever:
like obviously theyāre doing the normal life thing under assumed identities. and they wouldnāt want to BLATANTLY reveal those, so when they post on social media (itās mostly Steve on insta, and bucky on video platforms) they use fake names. and they ABSOLUTELY use the names of famous should-be-ot3s only I donāt know WHICH ONE.
hereās what Iāve got so far:
Edward, Bella, Jacob (Twilight)
Alec, Parker, Eliot OR Nate, Sophie, Jim (Leverage)
Jim, Spock, Bones (Star Trek)
Katniss, Peeta, Gale (The Hunger Games)
Laszlo, John, Sarah (The Alienist)
John, Mina, Quincy (?) (Dracula)
Buffy, Spike, Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Jupiter, Caine, Stinger (Jupiter Ascending)
Ernest, Scott, ZeldaĀ
Tony, Pepper, Rhodey
i mean OBVIOUSLY the hunger games one is a bit on the nose, and the twilight one is Highly Cursed, if I could think of a third one that has the same Vibes Iād go withĀ āthey all use different pseudonyms for each otherā. there should be a lotr options probably but i donāt know enough about itĀ
but anyway Bucky looking in the camera deadass goingĀ āthis is my girlfriend Katniss and our boyfriend PeetaāĀ āholy shit isnāt that steve rogers and kate bishopā some hapless commenter commentsĀ āno?? didnāt you hear me i said their names are katniss and peetaāĀ
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Evolution of Kate and Steveās Relationship
Kate: Yeah Steve is pretty....pretty ANNOYING
Kate: Yeah Steve is pretty...pretty FUCKABLE
Kate: Yeah Steve is pretty...PRETTY MUCH MY HUSBAND
Bucky: Kate Iām begging you please stop
You know what we haven't talked about in forever? Stuckate+Voltron AU.
dude duuuude iāve been looking at my post-endgame/infinity war wip for stuckate and like...look, i wrote that voltron au stuff so that it could easily click into the main fic and if only it was more than just random paragraphs strung together i would post it so we could see the progression of the entire stuckate relationship so basically yeah iāve been thinking about this au
so I think Bucky would really hate wearing a face mask, not because he doesnāt think he should--he is VERY MUCH like, even though I have a superhuman immune system, I should wear a mask to set a good example, he remembers all the millions of times Steve got sick before the serum when a paper bag was more effective than Steveās immune system, but having something covering his mouth like that reminds him of when he was just the Asset, just the Winter Soldier with no voice and no choice so Kate and Steve spend an excessive amount of time picking out cool fabric and then making different kinds of masks for themselves and Bucky and Steve paints sayings on some of Buckyās masks so even though his mouth is covered heās still got a voice, stuff likeĀ āvaccinate your fucking kidsā andĀ āreagan was a dickā āiām here iām queer and i love captain americaā and stuff like thatĀ
kate and steve do everything they can to make sure bucky never feels trapped by his masks. he doesnāt go out much because of it but they still try to reduce the trauma of it as much as possible for when he does
