#stuartposting

Also why would you even wanna sleep with anyone else anyways? Is six foot two Mediterranean hairy as fuck broad shouldered hunk not enough for you????

Edward Hyde: NO!!

Henrietta and Mary of Orange: No!

Charles: No.

Henrietta: You cannot do that. That is social suicide!

Charles: Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you.

James: Umm, right.

Mary: We told you no last time! Besides what would you want her for, she's only my maid -

James: Okay good because I kind of uh...

Edward Hyde: You kind of WHAT?! If this is anything to do with marriage and kids I will be -

James: Err...

Henrietta: JAMES -

Mary: James WTF??

James: Well, you see...

Charles: What did you -

James: Ummm - it's a lot to explain. Give me a minute... *gestures to Anne standing hesitantly in the corner*

James: Darling??

Mary: "Darling"??

*Anne looks up.*

James: Babe, would you mind coming over here for a minute?? I'm trying to break the news in the easiest way possible.

Henrietta: "Babe"?!

Anne: No. No thank you. *trembles*.

Charles: "a lot to explain"?! James dude TF have you....

James: Please?

Anne: *whispers* James, no.

James: Pretty please?

Anne: *still whispering* No James. Please.

James: Don't worry! Nothing bad's gonna happen to you, I pro-

Edward Hyde: *turns beetroot* "break the news in the easiest way possible"?! ANNE, GET OVER HERE NOW.

James: *turns around* Just shut up dude! *turns back round to face Anne, now shrinking into the wall*

Charles: *getting irritated now* James, just explain what's going on man TF -

James: Anne, listen to me a sec. *Walks over*

Charles: *eyes widening*

Henrietta: IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?!

Mary: *fuming* Anne, James, I swear to lo -

Edward Hyde:

Anne: James, please -

James: *whispering now* Don't worry, you'll be fine. They're not gonna be angry. C'mere. *Gently pulls Anne over to the group. Henrietta meanwhile looks like she's about to explode.*

Edward: *now purple* RIGHT. ANNE -

Mary: Anne? Anne, this had better not -

James: Guys, do not start! It's not Anne's fault at all!

*Everyone notices Anne's belly*

Mary: Anne, are you pregnant?!

Anne: *shaking now* Y-yes.

Edward Hyde, Henrietta and Mary in unison: IT'S HIS, ISN'T IT?!

James: *getting real defensive* Just don't come for her okay?! She's good.

Charles: Guys calm down a minute. James...

James: I SAID DON'T -

Charles: Can you just answer the damned question?! In fact - Anne be honest here, did James get you pregnant?

Anne: *looks at James and slowly nods*

Edward Hyde:

MY NAME IS, MY NAME IS,MY NAME IS CHARLES II.

Me as soon as someone says "I love-":