#stuartisms

stuartisms ban: if anyone asks, I was never here

Waffleguppies mod: did you get my email serenity

DreamOfSerenity ban: sure!

DreamOfSerenity ban: and lets seeeee….

Waffleguppies mod: i gather stuart is still keeping a low profile

Waffleguppies mod: don’t blow his cover guys

stuartisms ban: I’d rather keep the web to purely business at the moment

Waffleguppies mod: okay joy, sent

Waffleguppies mod: the last line should be nevie, if you don’t see that, it cut off

DreamOfSerenity ban: Yup! There it is!

Waffleguppies mod: i don’t know how long submits can be

Tibby ban: Ayyyy Stuart long time no see!

Waffleguppies mod: okay stuartpritchard

Waffleguppies mod: ten minutes

stuartisms ban: So er… Hello ladies! The name’s Stuart. Age 35, currently living and loving in Los Angeles

joybeanie ban: thanks

Waffleguppies mod: go

Tibby ban: Hows that drought treating you?

joybeanie ban: were you born in LA? if not why did oyu move there?

DreamOfSerenity ban: ((answering for the calis, not good. >:I ))

Slicksie ban: La huh See any famous people?

stuartisms ban: @Tib I’m making do

DreamOfSerenity ban: You hear about that San Diego fire?

fossa ban: stuart, are you exclusively heterosexual ?

Waffleguppies mod: let him catch up

stuartisms ban: @beanie it isn’t obvious from the chat but no, English born and bred! Moved to LA about 10 years ago, been looking for the One ever since.

Waffleguppies mod: i’ve got bad news for you stuart, the matrix was a film

Waffleguppies mod: (sorry)

EmberJams ban: fff

vifetoile ban: hello?

stuartisms ban: @slicksie Course I have! It’s La-La Land! You can’t move for celebrities!

Waffleguppies mod: hey veef)

Slicksie ban: well keaunu reeves is a nice piece of man so not a total loss

vifetoile ban: (whispers what’s going on)

Waffleguppies mod: we’re hot seating, asking characters questions, stuart is in the chair

vifetoile ban: (okay)

vifetoile ban: Stuart, have you ahd any rough earthquakes since moving out to LA?

stuartisms ban: @foss Yeah, I’m not gay, sorry to burst your bubble.

fossa ban: that is quite ok stuart i am a queer woman

stuartisms ban: @vif Hello

Waffleguppies mod: do you prefer sunrises or sunsets stuart

Slicksie ban: (aw poor keanu)

DreamOfSerenity ban: ((the 2011 easter one was pretty bad…))

Tibby ban: What’s your idea of a perfect date?

Waffleguppies mod: we’re backed up about 4 questions, let him catch up

stuartisms ban: @vif The earthquakes can get pretty rough, but I take my precautions. Gotta admit there’s been times where I’ve felt like Mary Poppins though.

fossa ban: marry poppins? goddamn it i wish i could fly with an umbrella too

stuartisms ban: @waffles Usually sunsets, but either are grand with a pretty woman on my arm

vifetoile ban: d’aww, what a romantic

stuartisms ban: @Tib my idea of a perfect date is one where I don’t get left high and dry by a last minute cancellation text

stuartisms ban: If you know you’re not gonna be there, just ring

Slicksie ban: that’s everybodies dream stuart dream big friend

fossa ban: i feel u about pretty girls

fossa ban: luckily i have a girlfriend 8)

Waffleguppies mod: hypothethical question. you can marry the woman of your dreams, but you have to shoot the world’s last giant panda. is that panda gonna die

fossa ban: waffles holy fck

EmberJams ban: ohgoodness

steeldragondown ban: bye panda

DreamOfSerenity ban: Waffles!!

DreamOfSerenity ban: X,D

Waffleguppies mod: i’ve been watching too many wildlife documentaries

stuartisms ban: @waffles Would my future wife be mad with me for shooting the world’s last panda

Waffleguppies mod: consequence free stuart

vifetoile ban: let’s say yes

vifetoile ban: you live in Los Angeles, she’s probably an environmentalist

vifetoile ban: or, we can gow tih what Waffles says

DreamOfSerenity ban: Hypothetical, if the last woman on earth was a giant panda would you marry her?

Waffleguppies mod: only you and the panda will know

Waffleguppies mod: and the panda aint talking

stuartisms ban: @waffles I care for all the endangered species, but I’m sorry to say that if it’s the last one then they’re already buggered

Slicksie ban: waffles play hard ball

Tibby ban: i want that on a tee shirt stuart omg

Waffleguppies mod: fair enough

stuartisms ban: @dreams only human women need apply, I’m not a maniac

fossa ban: on second thought vife, why would he have to shoot the panda to marry the girl?

fossa ban: what i gathered was

stuartisms ban: what foss said

fossa ban: that heartless btch wants him to shoot the panda

Waffleguppies mod: one more question and that’s ten mins

Waffleguppies mod: says the heartless bitch

fossa ban: you could do better than a lady who wants you to shoot a panda, stuart

DreamOfSerenity ban: Would you go back to england if you can’t find her i nthe next year or so?

fossa ban: WOW excuse u waffles. WOW. u wanna fcking go do you

Charles Degener ban: (uhm Hello peoples)

Waffleguppies mod: wait i thought you meant me

Waffleguppies mod: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME

fossa ban: OMG NO

stuartisms ban: right-oh, I’ve got an email here anyway and I need to do some last minute restructuring

vifetoile ban: why me? I didn’t come up with the question!

fossa ban: vife no not you

Waffleguppies mod: well that ended in embarrasment and confusion

vifetoile ban: aaaaaaaaaaaah

fossa ban: i mean the hypothetical wife if he shot the panda

Slicksie ban: the hypothetical woman guys

fossa ban: what im getting at is, why would she only marry him if he shot the panda?

Slicksie ban: she’s the hypothetical heartless b!tch

Waffleguppies mod: :D

stuartisms ban: @dreams I wouldn’t have thought so, no. I’d rather stick it out here then go back to cold wet England.

fossa ban: she must have been behind it, she wants that panda dead, for whatever reason, and that is awfully suspicious and mean

stuartisms ban: right guys, gotta shoot, unexpected workload

stuartisms ban: bye ladies!

DreamOfSerenity ban: Stuart, you wont be thinking that when your part of the state catches on fire!

Waffleguppies mod: everyone stop for a minute i can’t copy

fossa ban: ah ok, bye!

DreamOfSerenity ban: sorry X,D

EmberJams ban: Aw thanks for joining!

Waffleguppies mod: wellp!

neverwhere ban: what just happened

wellspokenrambler ban: *has been sitting here the entire time mute as a swan*

neverwhere ban: is everyone okay

neverwhere ban: hug time now

steeldragondown ban: ?

That may be true yes.

Stuart is the opposite though.

Plentious.

Prolific.

Fertile-

shit now I'm thinking of flowers

Yeah so I have an OC that I started making a blog for a little while back because I meant them to be for something else (serenity rose verse) but I never got to do much with. I was thinking I could rejig her to be in los angeles (she moves around a lot) if you wanted another character to interact with for stuart after you’re done with Confluence.

Don’t want to step on your toes and I know you were doing stuff with Tib & Penelope but wanted to let you know it’s there as an option anywhoo :)

Hmm.

Yes.

Yes!

I miss writing him too! I keep seeing posts and going “this relates well to a big nerd I should write something” but then I remember that I can’t do anything with him until Confluence is over.

me:

Oh it’s fucking time.

What they smell like:

Reeks quite strongly of cologne and aftershave with a hint of Axe when out on the town. When not actively putting an effort in, his body odor is pretty distinctly him in the way that body odors are, but it’s not an unpleasant smell. His bedroom carries this latter odor.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):

Sleeps on his side, has a habit of unconsciously cuddling close to his sleeping partner when he has one. Tends to go to bed late due to his night-based lifestyle, but wakes up later to compensate (working from home and owning your own business is a wonderful thing). Usually sleeps well, but occasionally woken up by bouts of anxiety and loneliness. Very rarely cries himself to sleep.

What music they enjoy:

Generally a fan of 70’s 80’s easy listening. Pop rock, soft rock, blues, you name it. He’s not particularly big on electro or metal or things like that, though I believe that he would definitely pretend to like things if it meant winning favours with the ladies. Don’t be surprised to see him down at a rave if there’s someone there who’s caught his eye.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning:

Depends. He does like to take time and make sure he looks the part when there’s something happening, but otherwise he’s fairly happy to just shrug on a t-shirt and some jeans. Either way, he always makes sure to shave and comb his hair every day. When these things don’t happen? Trouble’s brewing.

Do not interact with a messy stubbly Stuart. You will come away worse for it.

Their favorite thing to collect:

Clothes. Stuart’s wardrobe is designed to give him the greatest possible variety of looks at the cheapest price. While he would vehemently deny it if pressed, he’s actually quite a fan of “feminine” things, like butterflies and the colour pink. Were he not constantly trying to be a dudebro, he would fully embrace his metrosexual tastes.

Left or right-handed: