#sttsmnvodka

“Now listen here, queer theory was created to help prove the homophobia and how the heterosexual community will gain more power because of the clear segregation between the two communities.” He said as he walked down the hallway with Vodka. “There is several studies made to support the basic of Queer Theory and how it can help improv our society.”

“Let’s see. Is this in hand to hand combat? Or is this with melee weapons allowed? If he’s got the sack of toys I think you might be done for.”

“Then a drink you shall get!” Houdini snickered before waving down the bartender. “TIM!”

“You sure you want to go out into that bloodbath with me, Vodka? Sounds like you’d be better back here with the tech.”

Q didn’t know what was going on - it must be some weird magic or a new experiment that had left them with strange fluffy ears and driven them to hide in the bathroom. They were barely aware they were crying until the door opened. “O-oh... Hi... I’m s-sorry...” They mumbled quietly, automatically putting their hands up to hide their current oddity.