#sts2 defect

...And the notes I've accumulated while making this:

Reference photos for this were all collected from various trips to the Merchant, which seems to have them in their most accurate sizes.

The Defect is an absolute UNIT. Should've expected this! And yet I did not.

The Regent's head is a third of his overall height. There's a joke to be made about his ego somewhere around here.

With the way the Regent's hooves are shaped, he'd actually be walking on the front edge of his feet all the time. Boy on his tip toes and he's still the shortest.

If you count the fire, the Necrobinder is, indeed, the barest fragment of a smidgen taller than the Ironclad.

The Necrobinder actually still has her forearm flesh and her lower leg flesh.

The Silent and the Ironclad have similar leg lengths, he beats her in height because he has a longer torso.

Slightly unrelated. The Ironclad is?? Really fucking built in the trailers???? I decided to just follow the in-game screenshots but holy shit. He's broad here, but the trailers make him look like a WALL.

Bonus: Edited screenshot of everyone at a rest site!

The regent is a new streamer who’s become very very popular very fast. Has an incredibly toxic community and chat. He’s a Satisfactory specialty streamer and will mention things about his life that are the topic of wild rumors. Calls his mods his minions. He acts like an extreme capitalist but it’s unclear if this is a continued bit or he genuinely believes in it. He is also pro monarchy, again no one knows if he’s serious about it(he is).

The ironclad is somehow more toxic than the regent, mostly plays stuff like league and is really bad at it then gets really mad. There are rumors that the ironclad and Vaaku (ancients are all also streamers + the architect) are exes but neither of them will confirm it. Has a lot of very thirsty fanart. He has literally the worst computer set up known to man. A shitty hundred dollar laptop, no mouse or keyboard. He is at the top of the leaderboard in the games he plays.

The necrobinder does a lot of arts and craft streams. She also plays a lot of bg3 and always has her cat Osty, who is missing her left paw. Had a skeleton theme to everything and there’s a running joke that she is possessed by an ancient and evil book. She had major beef with the architect and will trash talk him all the time and no one knows why. One time they were in some unspecified tournament together and her own goal was to make the architect lose.

The silent literally does not talk during her streams. Probably plays pokemon and other strategy heavy games. Is also a really really good speed runner, her main speed running game is the hitman games. She’s a world record holder. A lot of people like to watch her to go to sleep. People will keep stealing her stream footage and trying to pass it off as their own, only for them to disappear under mysterious circumstances.

leading asterisk doodles a Defect oc/variant in sts2 instead of picking the next node concluding asterisk

OKAY i feel like this one's more accurate to their relative sizes but. oh my god he's . .. he's tiny.

The rest site just makes the Regent looks downright itty-bitty.

(BONUS: The Defect is an absolute unit. Also Necrobinder might be the tallest??)

I think the Spire should have a really really cold act and also allow for 5-player co-op. For no reason.