#sts watcher

The mute and the blind

Using Blasphemy with insufficient firepower on hand (because numbers make brain hurt) in Slay the Spire, then losing the entire run.

"THE OTHERS WHO ASCEND THE SPIRE? I DO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR STRENGTH - FOR MORTALS. ALAS, THEY CANNOT HELP BEING WHAT THEY ARE."

"THE IRONCLAD ( @askblogironclad ) IS A PERFECT SPECIMEN. A SINGLE-MINDED RAGE, WIELDING MIGHT AND FLAME TO CRUSH ALL IN HIS PATH! VAKUU ( @vakuu ) DID A WONDERFUL JOB SHAPING HIM. IT'S A PITY THE DEMON'S AMBITIONS ARE SO MODEST. SUCH WASTED POTENTIAL. BUT HIS CORPSE MAKES A FINE FEAST."

"THE SILENT ( ... ) SHOULD LEARN THAT BEGGING FOR RESPECT WILL NEVER WORK. HAVE THE STRENGTH TO DEMAND ADMIRATION! DON'T SIMPLY HOPE OTHERS WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT - TAKE IT FOR YOURSELF! SHE ALSO HAS QUITE THE SPICY FLAVOR. POINTS OFF FOR ALL THE PRICKLY BITS THOUGH."

"THE REGENT ( @heirtothestars ), NOW THAT'S ONE WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE! A MORTAL HE MAY BE, BUT HE HAS THE GUMPTION TO DEMAND NOT ONLY THE WORLD BUT THE STARS AS WELL! A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE PLAYTHING. TASTES LIKE STAR-STUFF, BUT GOES WELL WITH KETCHUP."

"THE DEFECT ( @sosaysthedefect @robotic-defect ?) IS A CURIOUS ONE. WHAT INSTINCT DRIVES AN AUTOMATON SUCH AS ITSELF? I WOULD NOT KNOW. WHATEVER IT IS, IT IS VERY CRUNCHY."

"THE NECROBINDER ( @the-necrobinder ), MUCH LIKE THE IRONCLAD, HOLDS A SINGULAR, ALL-CONSUMING RAGE. WONDERFUL! I CAN ONLY HOPE SHE KEEPS HOLDING ONTO THAT RAGE. IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE BEAUTY STANDARDS CHANGED SO MUCH SINCE THE HEART WAS SLAIN? I WOULD SAY SHE'S ALL SKIN AND BONES, BUT SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT! HARDLY EVEN A SNACK."

"THE WATCHER, AT FIRST GLANCE, WOULD SEEM TO HAVE THE SAME WRATH - BUT SHE SHACKLES IT, FORCING IT AWAY. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT SHE REFUSES TO INDULGE IN GREED, CLAIMING AN 'ASCETIC' STYLE. DISGUSTING. EMBRACE YOUR INSTINCTS! LET YOUR WRATH FLOW FREE! AT LEAST SHE MAKES AN ADEQUATE MEAL."

~ Foreign Influence ~

Watcher Slay the Spire my beloved oh how I adore you so and OH HOW FUN YOU ARE TO PAINT WOW-