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Jevil slides the printed image across the Seap counter.
The old plush cat gives the joker a gentle smile before lifting up the page close to their face, giving it a good once-over before squinting to read the text. The smile grows even wider on their face, and they place it back down to the counter.
"Ah, you old softy! Come here."
Seam scoops Jevil up into their arms and bumps their head to his, purring loudly.
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@strippeddeckjoker asked: [Aggressive jingling.]
A Wild Jevil Appears!
He accosts the Anon shaking Spamton in a jar with VIOLENCE. Stealing the tiny sales man outright and scurrying off with him into the night.
His now, it belongs to him, risk your fingers if you dare. 🔪
After all he’s been through the past couple of days, and despite his debilitating fear of clowns... Spamton has never been more relieved to see Jevil.
“YOU DON’T KNOW HOW [Terrified] I AM TO SEE YOU, YOU [Clown Around Town]!!! YOU GOTTA GET ME AWAY FROM THESE [Don’t Talk to Strangers Online, Kids]!!!”
Continued from here.
@strippeddeckjoker
Spamton’s only response is a CHATTERING of his teeth, arms wrapped around himself as his hair drips water over his skewed shades. “[pocket hose] THE [hose so small it fits in your pocket for $12.99]....” He’s unintelligible, watching the clown dig in his [space bag storage pack].
The salesman takes the towel, putting it over his head like a blanket, drying off.
@strippeddeckjoker jingles in:
Jingle jingle
Something is coming down the corridor, slowly and carefully. Like it's trying not to be heard and halting every few steps when the bells go off to grip them tightly into silence.
By the looks of it, it's an imp and a confused one at that. Motley dressed and clearly bewildered at his surroundings.
He hadn't noticed that he had company just yet, tail curling around one of his legs to keep it from thrashing into any of the nice decor.
Seam hummed to themselves as they puttered around in their laboratorium. They hadn’t had a customer or a visitor in a while, so they had decided to tidy up their workplace a little.
The laboratorium had been long overdue some cleaning, too! Their books and scrolls had migrated from their proper place to all over the counters, littered between Seam’s magical equipment and ingredients.
Seam had just gathered all the books and scrolls to his arms when they heard a faint jingling sound from the door. “Hello?” they called out. “I’ll be right with you, just give me a moment.”
Stuffing the books and scrolls haphazardly into the near-empty bookshelf (and making a mental note to rearrange that later), Seam freed their hands and skittered to the door, where they had heard the jingling from. “Hello! How can I help you?”
"Why do you seem so familiar to me? I'm missing a piece of a different key, key." Jevil regards his reflection curiously, one mittened hand coming up to touch at the lingering memory of a warm spot the strange creature left on his bald head.
[almost as if on cue, the little creature scampers in, seeming as cheerful and full of energy as ever, practically bouncing over to the clown, and stumbling a bit in the process.] "hi! what are you up to?"
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@strippeddeckjoker / @ricefriskytreats is a gift to my Discord (I'm in teal).
@strippeddeckjoker sent: ‘ * "Did you know your shoe is untied, check yourself if you think I've lied!" ‘
⇨ Dot eyes appear and vibrate with a rapid pace. They want him to look at his shoes. He faces them defiantly. He does the opposite. He looks to them and turns his long, pointy nose up at them as far as he could while still keeping them in his eyesight. “ I aM NeVER LO0KING [ Down Key ]!!! GO AWAY !!!! [ exit ] !!!! ” He screams, arms thrown out and hands clawed to the air. “ * YOU CAN’T MAKE ME YoU CaNT MmAKe ME YOU C4NT mAK3 ME YOU CAN’t M A KE ME YOU CAN’’’T-- ”
"Uee hee hee, you're the whole kit and caboodle, you've become as long as a noodle!"
"So it's all true and fair, tell me how the weather is up there?"
* YOU [[Funnymen]] AND YOUR DARNMNED [[Slam Poetry]]!
* WELL, I’LL HAVE YOUO KNOW THE WEATHER UP HERE IS [[Absolute Zero]] WITH A CHANCE of [[Sudden Death]], THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
