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was looking through my google slides creations and completely forgot I made this lol. like over a year old at this point. Assuming that none of them are allowed to kill me or each other I'd maybe sit next to Kenzie? her + chris might be mildly annoying at times but I don't think they'd be that bad overall. Between skitter and armsmaster could work too. I'd go nilbog just out of curiousity but I'm confident that man would smell like boiled vomit
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The following tinkers are all given 2 months to create a basketball team of 5-9 players. These teams have to be entirely made of their creations.
The only limitations are everything has to be bipedal and have a vaguely humanoid shape, cannot have more than 8 limbs (tails count), and cannot be above 7 foot tall.
They then do a tournament. Assume that those that can't explicitly create drones (i.e mannequin) can turn existing stuff into drones. So mannequin could create a drone version of his current weird body as a 'player'.
Directly attacking other players is not allowed but indirectly is. Any damage is repaired between matches. Distorting the field by doing things such as creating acid pools is allowed, so long as the hoop itself is still accessible. Blocking the hoop in any way is not permitted. The ball must be accessible at all times - no teleporting it to alternate dimensions. No teleporting long distances in general, and ball modification is not permitted. Flight or wall climbing is not permitted.
Anything else goes.
Whose basketball team wins?
Bonesaw
Blasto
Dragon
String Theory
Prof Haywire
Hero
Armsmaster/Defiant
Mannequin/Alan Gramme
Some of the notorious Birdcage cell leaders:
despicable me but gru is string theory (why want the world the moon's in my palm)
i think i'm onto something
Is this thing working?
Okay.
FUCK YOU DRAGON! You thought you could keep me from getting an internet connection, didn’t you! Well you were dead wrong fucker! Not even the Birdcage can stop me from Shitposting now!
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