AFTG characters as things me and my roommates have said: Part Two
If you want to see Part One here you go!
Allison: This is not a whore house, its a whore home. Â Â
Nicky: I always say, Live, Laugh, Slut
Neil: I’m a sadist AND a masochist, what does that make me?
Aaron: A psychopath.
Nicky: A Sinner
Kevin: Vodka is like my childhood, rough and hard to take in.
Nicky: I may have a baptism kink, but I’m working through it.
Andrew: I’m not cold, I’m just unhappy.
Neil: Apostles Creed? Is that a video game?
Nicky: It is always a little embarrassing when your pastor asks about the x’s on your hands.
Neil: Sometimes I forget underage drinking is illegal, I’ve just done such worse things.
Kevin: I have a really cool drinking game we should play, whenever we want to drink we take a shot. I should be blacked out in a few minutes.
Kevin: If penis tasted like bell peppers, I’d probably be gay.
Kevin: I’ve never had holy water, but I do drink vodka and that’s pretty much the opposite.
Aaron, to Neil: You’re not a “masochist,” you’re an attention whore.
Allison: I’ve never had a fight at the porta potties, but I’m not saying I never would, so I can understand why you thought that story was about me.
Matt, very very drunk: I wanna give you the best paint job of your life, you’re like a car and I wanna Vroom Vroom you.
Nicky: I’m not saying booty is my number one priority, but I’m not not saying that.
Andrew to Aaron: I’m pretty sure if you minor in Chemistry you will never have sex again, it’s physics or something.
