Aww, are you having anxiety? Don't worry, cutie. Just open wide and take my cock in your mouth. Let me take care of you, okay? Don't worry your pretty little head about anything, just breathe and focus on my taste.

2 weeks until Effing Varigo Week! How we feelin’?

What the hell is going on in the Dream fandom are y'all good?

I love servants in stories who are literally like the best, most supporting people to the one they work for, maybe even bordering on overprotective. Like, everyone else hates this character, or they're constantly in danger, but this servant has been serving them for years or since birth, and they're like, who the fuck just made my sweet darling master cry I will fuck you up so bad and oh no master please don't cry here have a cookie and my eternal devotion. Like, just give me someone who has known a person their whole life and is wholly devoted to them, and I will automatically love them both, it doesn't even matter who they are.

listening to lofi music in the grocery store is a revolutionary experience.

#good lord, i have never been so happy to be able to get alcohol at the front desk of a hotel ....