@strawdxll asked: "pushing 30 btw"
"well actually, nobara-chan, i'm 29.3, so i'm not 30 yet! if we round that it comes out to 29 so ha!"
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@strawdxll asked: "pushing 30 btw"
"well actually, nobara-chan, i'm 29.3, so i'm not 30 yet! if we round that it comes out to 29 so ha!"

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“hey, what’s it called when people have two different colored eyes? het—hom—homophobia?”
❝You're a dumbass. 'Homo' is for the same. Like when I tell Fushiguro 'No homo' because we aren't gay or anything. It's heterophobia. Read a book. ❞
@strawdxll asked: "that time was different. this is worse."
satoru places his hands at his own waist, sighs, and shakes his head all in an over-exaggerated manner. he even laughs a little, as if what nobara's just said to him is something that he finds amusing. really, he's just using the extra time to come up with some sort of bullshit to get them out of trouble.
❝ you've got it all wrong! it's simply a matter of perspective! ❞ he exclaims. the issue in question, of course, is that megumi's dorm room has been completely made a mess by a dog. see, while nobara and gojo were out on a mission, nobara spotted a stray dog and pleaded with him if they could at least help it. while satoru loved dogs, he also knew that having pets was far too much of a distraction as they required a lot of attention. still, the mas a glaring soft-spot for all of his precious students, and he couldn't possibly say no.
❝ i'd say this just means little kuro-chan is already comfy in his new home. plus, you were the one that let him run off! but that's neither here nor there, ❞ he shifts the blame with ease, already continuing on with his spiel before nobara could offer any type of indignant rebuttal at that.
❝ besides, we can always use my super secret get-out-of trouble technique — we blame it all on ijichi! he's a swell guy that scapegoats for me all the time. i'm sure he won't mind. ❞ at the same time, kuro-chan pads on over to nobara, tail-wagging wildly as a sign of his excitement. he sits before her, looking up at her expectantly. the pup is just happy to be here, completely unaware of the chaos he's caused.
“be honest, sensei…do you think i have the most star potential out of us students? well, between myself and those idiots.” she motions a thumb towards an unsuspecting itadori and fushiguro.
be honest...
satoru takes a moment to consider nobara, before glancing over at yuji and megumi. while they're all wonderful and talented kids, yuji has too big of a mouth. he could totally see yuji getting cancelled for saying something ignorant without even realizing it.
poor dumb kid.
megumi, on the other hand, definitely looks the part of a cool and mysterious idol boy, but he can't imagine him being particularly engaging on social media, and that is key. nobara is a confident girl, unapologetically herself and kind in her own way. plus, he knows she curates her instagram feed like she's getting paid to.
❝ easily! you should try and become an influencer, nobara! ❞
"just for today you can put our minecraft beds together, but don't get the wrong idea..."
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"w-woah, do you really mean it, kugisaki? are we gonna build a house too? should i put us in creative, or do you prefer to play in survival? i'm a minecraft pro, personally." he's way too excited about this.

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“hey itadori, can you call me the ‘b-word’?”
unprompted asks ┊ always accepting
"the.. the b-word?" yuuji repeats, eyes wide and brows shooting straight up into his hairline. surely, she can't mean she wants him to call her that again. no, this has to be a test. he won't fall for it! "uh... what b-word, kugisaki?"
What chess piece represents you ?
WHITE KING
You are the White King. You are the most important piece on the board, often called the weakest. But you are not weak in terms of tradition and status. The king gives orders to others, ensures difficult tasks are done, and makes the hardest decisions. Yes, the king's movement is weak but in every other aspect, they are strong and important, for it is them that the game is fought for, to begin with. Do not forget your place, my dear king. Even if tradition suffocates you, even if your status haunts your every move. You are the only one who can do this. Be strong, my king.
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“can you stop making that face when i put up the camera?”
unprompted asks ┊ always accepting
"ehehe... what face?" yuuji has recently discovered mewing and he refuses to stop.