#strauberryjam

I shipped graser and Stacy, bee and straub, wrote a straubee fic in the 7th grade, in a notebook I still have to this day as a college student. I still have my Hbomb lumberjack t-shirt, I sent them fanmail, I played on servers with them when they were playing on the hive or something, back when most of mc was playing on Java.

I’m feeling so nostalgic.

Welcome to the complete chaos that would be the cube members and dsmp members all on the same server (let's say the cube members join right before the final disc battle)

h is seen laughing with graser, everyone is shocked because they haven't seen him in months, let alone see him smile

the cube members absolutely flaming the adults for letting Tommy and Tubbo almost getting killed (please imagine stacy losing her shit at dream for almost killing children, who she doesn't know at all, but they shouldn't have to suffer)

graser, parker, tommy and tubbo causing chaos with over the top pranks (in addition, parker and graser teaching them that you can have fun without murdering people)

"I'm sorry Dream, you should've payed me more" *Straub falls flat on his face when walking out of the portal, Graser laughing in tears over it*

Bee and Stacy hear about how much crap Niki has gone through, and tell her she deserves better

the red banquet but graser mumbles gibberish in a deep voice from behind a wall, foolish actually thinks its the egg talking

parker and h spend two days straight on the leap of faith, making it harder and harder until either of them can't continue anymore (tubbo is amazed because he has never seen the old man be so determined)

the cube members set up a proper shopping district, putting the dsmp spawn to shame (let alone the nether hub, which they are appalled by)

"what do you mean there is a prison? like a legitimate one??"

"Hey fundy wanna go abba caving with me?" "What the hell is that" (between kiingtong and fundy)

adding on to the precious one, fundy figuring out how to cheese the game, will thinking fundy is a scarily similar to graser

niki confused because no one has ever been this nice to her before

straub finding it hilarious that L'Manburg was founded on a drug van

The finale season of that fucking smp,, i watched,, every members perspective,, my memory is just a blur of a dozen different block men in old minecraft. that smp ran from like,, 2013-2016 i believe and when i say i BAWLED when it ended? I BAWLED. i cried.

i would literally be in like,, a nervous breakdown mode if someone so much as MENTIONED a minecraft smp for YEARS. YEARS. literally them breaking up SHATTERED MY HEART i couldn’t watch any mcyter after that except for Max and Ross. I literally couldn’t touch MCYT again until this year. like. damn i lived like this?

Graser’s face reveal... all the Cube House vlogs...... H and Parker going bungee jumping.. Straub losing his phone inside a piano.. WHEN H AND PARKER BOUGHT THOSE WALKIE TALKIES.. The real life music video for “Do You Wanna Do a Collab?”... Them all going to Disney World... The matching onesies.. The sheer amount of times they just all platonically kissed eachother??  The energy and hype between all of them everytime they’d meet in person..

AND THAT’S WITHOUT MENTIONING SERVER SHENANIGANS.. Graser’s life assurance company, despite him being the one that ALWAYS killed everyone at any given opportunity. The P Brothers. The Mafia.  The Animal Rescue.