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It's a rough translation, please do forgive any mistake :D

In iitomo zou, monday regular have a chance to became a teacher and explain one of the theme they like.  when Shingo turn. he wrote "Tips how to become SMAP (add moon picture). before you read this, actually he copy 100% Sashihara Rino (AKB) theme, LOL!! She wrote "Tips how become AKB (add star picture). Here Shingo said the exact opposite of what Sachi said XDD..

1. Desperately practice Dance and sing with everything you got! 

sachi version: you don't need to practice dance and sing. because even though your bad, if you're doing you're best, people will recognize you

2. Don't mind if you're shy person (2 people in SMAP is shy person XD). 

sachi version: Don't be shy to people. then sashihara told that she use to be afraid see eyes of fans in con, and that's make her not famous. after now finally she's not shy again.

3. Do care that you hold a responsibility! at first, i don't really care about it. we produce single or cd as we like, and only sell a little. Entertainment world is not that naive!! So while doing this job properly. you must know what's you're responsibility is.

sachi version: Sachi said something like sport (i don't really understand what she's saying. sorry XD), so Shingo must be saying different one from Sachi, not the opposite version. 

for Sato Koichi Question: if able to reborn, do you choose (A) A pro Golfer who famous around the world or (B) National idol who admire by woman

Sato Koichi look at Shingo suspiciously, then tittle "National Idol" appear beside Shingo. LOL. he choose A, but he want to B either.

Sato: I want to change places with Katori, and wondering what would it feel like

Shingo: If Koichi-san is in SMAP. You will enraged after 5 seconds *LOL!!! XD

Q: why 5 seconds?

Shingo: it consist of absurd people. it's not who's older or younger. but there's a people who can't measure the time that he has passed. We're doing SMAP without no need to tell each other about any kind of thing. (basically they already understand without the need to talk )

Q: So if able to reborn, it is okay in just 5 sec?

Sato: It's good enough

Shingo: Doing concert?

Sato: Yes. tour in just 5 sec

Shingo: In opening, there's a scene that we flying toward the stage. after landing, it will the end (since only in 5sec. XD)

M is Shingo role in Jinrui Shikin

Nakai already talk this numerous time since the olympic announce, i know i must translate this already XD

Nakai mado made a ranking (among 100 Nakai mado sp guest) on "Celebrity who have the image that they can't get married at all in their whole life" 

Nakai receive the 1st rank

Nakai: Smap is rank 1st among them? isn't that weird?? (the 2nd until 5th is quite strange people. lol, there's ugly comedian and Onee/ okama, feminine male, homosexual)

What people in the city said about Nakai rank 1st. (please read with cheerful feeling, since this quite funny. XD)

"Too serious" "Didn't want to be adult" "He won't said anything if he like someone. his type probably old lady" "He can do anything alone" "He will enjoy thing eventhough he alone. like Giant (Nakai fav baseball team)" " He must be thinking he don't need wife at all, he can be a bachelor his own life, and still proud about it" "I can't imagine his married life at all"

Nakai: I see. i have those serious image. even those mothers said i can't get married. 

Nakai: But i do think it's impossible

Mc: Do you don't have anything like "i want to get married" feeling?'

Nakai: When Tokyo Olympic announce, in that moment, i want to have a kid. it still 7 years later, a 7 years old kid can remember what happen right? So to have a 7 years old kid, i have to make kid today or tomorrow (XDDDD)

Nakai: if i make it today or tomorrow, He/she will born in next year summer. and they will be 6/7 years old in Tokyo olympic

Comedian all pointing a female who already have 6 kid

Nakai: I'll think about it (for marrying her. lol)

"My name is not Kusakari. It's Kusanagi desu"