#strangenessinproportion

who’s the cuddler: 

Oh man they’re both cuddlers. Dillon is so fond of cuddling he’s a-okay with it happening and he’s so unashamed. Porter tries to fuckign deny that he’s a cuddler but just wait for him to fall asleep near Dillon or wait for them to watch movies (especially scary ones bc Porter is a big chicken).

who makes the bed:

They just don’t make the bed a lot of the time. They agreed they would switch off b ut they just do not ever end up sticking to that. If anything, it ends up being Porter and it’s probably only if they’re going to have visitors over omg what a couple of lazies.

who wakes up first:

Dillon usually wakes up first and it’s usually to go use the bathroom or to go get a drink of water. He goes back to sleep as soon as he gets back in bed, though. So I guess if we’re talking about actually waking up and starting their day, it’s Porter that does that. He’s up early and is usually devouring a bagel with a whole bar of cream cheese in it or slurping down a bowl of cereal and watching tv in bed when Dillon finally wakes up.

who has the weird taste in music:

You know this one is probably Porter in Dillon’s opinion, anyway. But it’s the good kind of weird. also Porter knows Dillon’s got a weird taste in music, too. It sort of depends.

who is more protective:

DILLON. DILLON IS SO PROTECTIVE OF HIS CUTE FLUFFY-HAIRED BOYFRIEND. He fuckign CALLS Porter to check up on him just to make sure he’s okay or to see how he’s doing as it is irl. Now just boost that to boyfriend level and you know exactly wha t I mean here. Don’t get me wrong porter is so protective of Dillon too. But Dillon is a whole other story he is just SUPER PROTECTIVE.

who sings in the shower:

BOTH OF THEM. Porter usually sings in the shower just sort of absentmindedly when he gets a little melody stuck in his head and he forgets that Dillon is around sometimes. Dillon on the other hand jsut sings any song that he gets stuck in his head and it’s usually something throwback like “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani and he’s just super off key but he doesn’t care because it’s fUN so fuck you Porter quit laughing at me.

who cries during movies:

PORTER CRIES DURING MOVIES BECAUSE HE’S A BIG FUCKING SOFTY. HE CRIES AND THEN PRETENDS HE JUST GOT A RUNNY NOSE OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN DILLON ASKS IF HE’S OKAY. AND HE PROBABLY CRIES A BIT HARDER WHEN DILLON PULLS HIM IN CLOSER AND KISSES HIS FOREHEAD AND TELLS HIM IT’S JUST A MOVIE AND PORTER’S JUST LIKE THOSE ARE STILL MY FEELINGS THAT GOT HURT BY THIS MOVIE.

who spends the most while out shopping:

Porter spends the most but it’s just on clothes and food and tasteful things he likes. He also likes to surprise Dillon with things sometimes. Probably lingerie thigns what. Dillon usually only spends good amounts of money because he likes to buy Porter presents because fuck yeah he’s going to spoil his cute boyfriend.

who kisses more roughly:

OUGH. THIS IS JSUT THE WORST THIGN TO ASK. IT REALLY JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF MOOD THEY’RE IN. Most times it’s just Dillon whose kisses are the rougher ones and that makes Porter weak in the knees because hhhhh Dillon taking control is one of his favorite things ever. But on the othe r hand, it’s a nice surprise when Porter jus t loses his patience and has to climb on top of Dillon to get those kisses he wants and he’s just really groping Dillon and sort of just leaving himself and Dillon really breathless with those kisses and this is probably one of the things they enjoy most about drinking together though they hAVE TO MAKE SURE THIS HAPPENS AT HOME OR IN PRIVATE BECAUS E PORTER HAS NO SELF CONTROL AT ALL.

who is more dominate:

AAAAHAHAHAHA FCUK. DILLON IS. Dillon is absolutely the more dominant one if we’re talking about sex here. DILLON HAS TAKEN CONTROL SINCE THE DAYS OF DRUNKEN NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX. Porter had one taste of that and things jsut have not been the same since because most times he’s just too blissed out and burying his face in whatever surface he can find because he just finds the noises he makes are too embarrassing to be heard. He just really REALLY likes that okay that’s that. BUT ALSO PORTER IS POWERBOTTOM CENTRAL HE DOESN’T NEED DILLON TO DO ALL THE WORK BECAUSE HE FINDS IT JSUT AS EASY TO JUST TURN THE TABLES. And also there’s when Porter gets to top and that’s a WHOLE OTHER STORY OH MAN DON’T GET ME STARTED BECAUSE I WILL GO ON FOREVER.

and if this was referring to personality then that’s too bad because i made it about their sex life and either way we know they both have strong personalities so personality-wise they’re equally dominant

my rating of the ship from 1-10: