#strangehillhigh

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My Redesign of Mr. Creeper from Strange Hill High (+ Some sketches of the trio for height comparison)

I gave Mr. Creeper split/fork tongue along with some sharp teeth.

Instead of black dots, I give his face a dark shadow with red eyes glaring out.

Additionally, since his hairstyle looks like a mohawk mixed with leaves, I give him a wild pulled back mohawk with shaven sides that look like branches and leaves.

As previously stated before, his vines can change depending on his mood. Flowers if he's happy or flustered or spikes when he's angry or competitive.

His back can open up for vines to pop out, but Creeps only does that to stretch his "bones", which are his vines. He sometimes has his vines out if his hands are full or if he needs a couple of holders for dodgeball mayhem.

As for his shoes, I made them branch/dirt like to fit in the plant vibes. I also give him vine legs to match the vines on his shoulders, and they're not tied together but one vine wrapped on one leg each.

Mr. Creeper also has root veins all over his body, though people only see the ones forming on his hands.

Mitchell: They should sell Pizza Crusts as a bar snack.

Becky: It would be nice to give an orangutan a green vest and some air traffic control wands and let him goof off on the tarmac for an hour or two. Maybe three tops, but after that those planes need to get going.

Templeton: I think it's time for us as a society to finally stand up and say, the thing from Goodfellas where they sliced the garlic so thin it melted in the pan is not real. Cooking does not work that way.

Bishop: The gaming challenge: Load up your video game of choice and play it until you reach the credits sequence. The gaming challenge.

Lucas: I've seen about eight tweets to the tune of "do NOT handle or discuss the manifesto unless you are an EXPERT like me" where EXPERT is "journo who has visited 4chan before" and man it's a grim media landscape we're in these days.

Matthews: In honor of international women’s day i will continue to be afraid of them and shriek loudly in public any time one tries to touch me, out of respect.

Stephanie: Not fair that rich parents can pay for their kids to have a better runescape accounts than me.

Croydonia: Anyone in better shape than me is a dumb jock and anyone in worse shape than me in a stupid nerd.

Samia: The premier feature of a good article title is that it's a trick that proves the reader already fucked up.

Abercrombie: I do not recommend Jerry's Libertarian Tax Associates. I owe the government $6700 now.