#strangedark

-possibly the most extra man on the planet

-consistently chooses to respond to crisis by doing the most buckwild thing possible

-salty about something or other 98% of the time

-does not seem to understand the meaning of the phrase “no shirt, no shoes, no service”

-a trombone player

-talks to eldritch gods like it’s no big deal; actively terrified of going on one (1) date

project: strangedark

“didn’t anybody ever teach you to let sleeping things lie?” 

there are perks to growing up in one of america’s last great monster-hunting families, but there are drawbacks too: for instance, jude nakamura has been preparing for the end of the world for as long as they can remember. according to all sources, it’s scheduled for this midsummer - and it’s up to jude to nip the apocalypse in the bud.

meanwhile, young composer emory warner is just trying to enjoy a peaceful summer vacation. ever since finding the ruins of the olde university in the woods, though, his dreams have been haunted by night terrors and strange visions. maybe it has something to do with that weird old book he read from...

with style, panache, and an impeccable soundtrack, our two hapless heroes must pull out all of the stops in a last-ditch effort to save the world from a threat beyond human comprehension...

-edgy teen(tm)

-stans panic! at the disco harder and more genuinely than anyone you’ve ever known

-enormous show-off

-would consider killing a man for dramatic effect

-steals bumper stickers 

-pretends a devil-may-care attitude but secretly cares A Lot

-world’s okayest grandchild 

-buys pre-ripped jeans like there’s no tomorrow

-runs through more eyeliner yearly than several combined drag queens

//for the most adorable dark//