pov the common messages on tmblr:
"Wow, I have five notifications. What could it be?"
Check my notifications.
All five notifications: "I have something important for you! But I can't text you idk whyyyy! Text me!" "I apologize for disturbing u, but i must talk to you immediately. i can't share it here(((, so please get in TOUCH with me. i can't get in TOUCH (wtf?) with you directly because of a errorrrr." etc.
Me: uhhhh...













