#strallmb

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey

You: Hey

Stranger: Which do you like better? Popcorn or Corn Nuts?

You: Both have their merits.

You: Perfect popcorn is harder to find, but I feel it has a higher ceiling for deliciousness.

You: Whereas corn nuts will pretty much always be the same quality.

Stranger: Are you like a teacher?

You: Nope

Stranger: Scientist?

You: Nah, I just talk like one.

Stranger: Are you a.....

Stranger: Nerd?

You: Little bit.

Stranger: WAIT I KNO

Stranger: Are you an astronaut??

You: Yes I am an astronaut from outer space.

Stranger: wow cool

Stranger: are aliens hot?

You: Totally.

You: All I do all day is bang hot alien chicks.

You: I am banging 3 right now.

Stranger: Good job

You: Thank you.

Stranger: Are you tall?

You: 6'3"

Stranger: Wow crab

Stranger: Your tall

Stranger: Are you a tall french dude?

You: I am Canadian.

Stranger: OMFG ARE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER????

Stranger: ewwwwwwww

You: Yes I am Space Justin Beiber.

Stranger: Gross

You: You can call me The Biebs.

Stranger: No offense but when you say "Biebs" it kinda sounds like "boobs"

Stranger: like "You can call me The Boobs"

Stranger: and Im not gonna call you "The Boobs"

You: I can deal with that.

You: Because that's what I call all the hot alien chicks that I bang.

You: I am now banging 3 different chicks.

You: The other ones had so many orgasms they exploded.

Stranger: ..........

You: Also we are listening to my music.

Stranger: whats orgasms?

You: Because I am the best thing ever.

Stranger: Whats your middle name

You: Justin.

You: Space Justin Beiber is my full name.

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: ok

Stranger: What is your socks name?

You: I do not have any socks.

Stranger: HAT

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: thats messed up :(

You: I am banging too many ladies for socks.

Stranger: How are you typing then?

You: With my mind powers.

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: Do you have a kitty cat?

You: I have two.

You: Their names are Space Rhianna and Space Rhianna.

You: I sometimes get them mixed up.

You: Because they have the same name.

Stranger: Are they siamese twins?

You: No, they are entirely different cats.

Stranger: Which is better? Icecream or Chips?

You: I personally prefer Space Icecream Chips.

You: Also my cats are space cats.

Stranger: I like icecream flavored chips

Stranger: and chip flavored icecream

You: Oh look, 17 more ladies have arrived for me to bang.

Stranger: Dude you must have like a 500 ft long banger or something

Stranger: or alot of icecream

You: I have several bangers.

You: That is how people are in space.

You: So we can bang all the time.

Stranger: Oohhh ok

You: Also there are 6 of me.

You: We are a hive mind.

Stranger: Does that mean your half alien?

You: No.

You: I am Space Justin Bieber.

Stranger: Space......

You: Yes?

Stranger: S - Superp - playfula - alienc - catse - eat

Stranger: :)

You: Stranger......

You: S - Space

t - talking

r - radical

a - alien

n - ladies

g - love

e - my

r - banger

You: *bangers

You: We use a different alphabet in space.

You: Letters are pretty much interchangeable.

Stranger: J - Jelousu - umbrellazs - sellt - tini - icecreamn - noodlesStranger: and coolioooo

You: Strallmb, where are you from?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: USA

You: Oh yes, I met Neil Armstrong and he was also from there.

You: We banged the alien ladies together.

You: It was good times.

Stranger: OMG MY FRIENDS LAST NAME IS ARMSTRONG

You: Is his first name Neil?

Stranger: It's a girl......

You: Is her first name Neil?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: No

Stranger: its FLOWERBLOSSOM

You: Then I am afraid I did not bang the alien chicks with your friend.

Stranger: sad :(

Stranger: my tragic life story

You: Yes, this is to be much lamented.

Stranger: huh

Stranger: big words confuse blond chick

You: Lament: to grieve, or to express sadness.

Stranger: ohhhhhhh

You: And who is this blond chick?

You: Has the person to whom I am speaking changed?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I am not a guy

You: Where has Strallmb gone?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: she has taken a ride...

Stranger: somewhere..

Stranger: she said somethn about a hot alien guy and banging him

You: I suspect that Blond Chick and Strallmb may in fact be the same person and you are trying to deceive me.

Stranger: Well, we are actually conjoined twins

You: Then how could she have left.

You: You are conjoined.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I left too

Stranger: Your talking to a robot.

Stranger: Uhhh

Stranger: Robot robot

Stranger: bez a robot

You: What about my talking to a robot?

You: I suspect this is still in fact Strallmb.

Stranger: Are you stalking me?

You: And Blond Chick was a descriptor of yourself.

You: Strallmb, you are a peculiar adversary indeed.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yes yes i am

Stranger: i think

Stranger: Strallmb said that she can smash watermelons with her boobz

You: I find that hard to believe.

Stranger: No rlly she wuz on tv once

Stranger: a lady like her

Stranger: she was like smashing shit with her boobz

Stranger: on like Guineas world records or whatev

You: I believe that such an occurrence if possible, just not that Strallmb can do it.

Stranger: You want proof??

You: No.

Stranger: Yes.

You: That is not what I said and I am now going to stop referring to you in third person.

You: Second person will suffice.

Stranger: huh

Stranger: STOP USING FRIGGIN BIG WORDZ MAN

You: Suffice: be enough.

Stranger: I know that but wutz with this second person adn 3rd person shiz!!

You: Third person is referring to something by their name, or using third person pronouns.

Stranger: o

You: Second person uses second person pronouns (such as "you") exclusively.

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do you know what "youtube" is

You: Yes.

You: We call it Space Youtube out here.

You: Though it has identical content.

You: I am from Space.

Stranger: ok wanna see a hilariou video?

You: And also Canada.

Stranger: hilarious*

Stranger: Don't worry its not rated $

Stranger: R*

You: It's fine, I am above the Space Legal Age.

You: I can watch whatever I want on Space Youtube.

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG25ky_jHqk&feature=related

Stranger: oh go there

Stranger: thats Strallmb

You: This had better not be Space Rick Astley's Space Never Wanna Give You Up, I Space Hate getting Space Rickroll'd

Stranger: its not

You: That is not you.

You: that is Taio Cruz.

Stranger: no its Strallmb

Stranger: no the chick

Stranger: smashin shiz

You: It says so in the Space Doobly Doo.

You: You're an awful liar.

Stranger: pshhhhh

Stranger: fine, its rlly my friend

Stranger: but i do know one thing

Stranger: all of the males in that crowed are getting bonerz

You: If that is your understanding of the male psyche, then you have much to learn Blond Chick.

Stranger: huh

You: It takes more than giant breasts to give bonerz.

Stranger: ROFFLLLL

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: bet he got a boner when she let him lift her boobs..

You: I bet not.

Stranger: i bet you wouldve

Stranger: cept if your gay..

You: That is simply not how bonerz work.

Stranger: LOL

You: That is how they are portrayed in the media, and it is laughable.

You: I feel we need greater boner awareness for the next generation.

Stranger: ROFL

You: This calls for a boner rights movement.

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: LOLStranger: I agree lol

Stranger: kinda

You: Bonerz are far too misrepresented in the media. We need to make sure our youth knows about the somber, mature side of bonerz.

Stranger: ..... ok

You: I must depart now.

Stranger: Yea......

Stranger: your sound like a scientist

You: I am banging too many alien chicks to focus on them and this conversation.

Stranger: you should go to the White House with the movement though..

Stranger: and ya you hav efun lol

You: There is no White House in space.

Stranger: psh

Stranger: you can find one

You: Only the Space Parliament Buildings.

You: SPACE CANADA RULES.

Space Canada.