#straidofolaphis

axemurderercreighton:

“Aye, there’s too many witches in this band.” he side eyes his companion, a treacherous look in his eye. “It might be a good idea to cull the herd before we get into some real trouble.”

“You know those bastards won’t care where their magic hits when we finally do see some action. ”

“What are you two mumbling about back there? Keep your eyes on the prize, boys. I don’t want anyone getting distracted and promptly slaughtered by a trap.”

“Keep your own eyes on the prize then; the adults are talking,” Pate mutters to the hexer before looking back to Creighton. His voice returns to a hush as he conspires with the only person he could possibly trust in this little band of misfits.

“Not now,” he tells the blonde, “a betrayal this early on would do no one any good; we need to reach the so-called prize first, and these spell-casters still haven’t outlived their usefulness... yet...”

Who’s the most intelligent person you know?

The Pardoner strokes his chin in thought. After a moment, his eyes spark up, and he replies boisterously :

“Why, friend, none other than the grandissime Straid of Olaphis! Straid the Tremendous! The chiefest of sorcerers and enchanters! Straid the Mighty and most wise! Straid the Illuminated...!”

Who knows, it’s just a shitty meme for now