#stotco

ships target x walmart: talmart. verizon x sprint: sprizon staples x costco: stotco king spoopers x walgreens: king greens cvs x toys-r-us: cv-r-us winco x k-mart: winmart subway x mcdonalds: subdonalds

descriptions @target-service: target boy. true hufflepuff. pure and loving to all followers. will probably reblog your post. interactive. the true original of the -service trend. likes kingdom of hearts. age of 19. don’t forget target’s birthday. may 1st. @walmartservice: walmart boy. the slytherin of the bunch. really loves target (feeling is mutual). besties with target. savage. will burn you mercilessly, and ready to fight hateful anon who claim talmart is dead. (hint: it’s not) age of 19. @verizon-service: ships self with sprint. highkey in love. not a big secret. passive aggressive to brenda and salty with a hint of sophistication. supportive and comforting to friends and lovers alike. great personality. @sprintservice: also supportive of friends. loves sweets, particularly costco ice cream and rock candy. just around for a good time. most likely to fall into a pile of candy and video games. dash of randomness. love. down for sprizon, but slightly ignorant of verizon’s advances? excellent friend. @t-mobile-service-revengeance: all the memes. dead inside and out. good knock knock jokes. unafraid to prove you wrong. so many memes. memes. hardworking. will arrange own funeral for other’s convenience. thanks you for attending. @att-service: handsomb and has cellular service. loves supporting customers and promoting the many services of att. always ready to help a friend out and point them in the right direction. links everything. has deals. minimalist aesthetic. @staples-service: fav. taking it slow with costco. true ravenclaw of the bunch. will burn you subtly and effectively. “who hurt you,” i whisper while scrolling through the bee movie script for the 22nd time. in her words, Hella biromantic. lit and dependable friend. love. @walgreens-service: walgreens boi! buddy. currently getting together with king spoopers, no questions asked. unafraid to send you your worst nightmare, i.e. “hi d*ddy”. also lit. reblogs the posts. self-advocate for walgreens. gr8. @hobby-lobby-service: not human. many rituals and sacrifices in the back. probably needs a clean up in one of the craft aisles because of it. ???. to be referred as being of hobby lobby. not human. screams internally and externally. portals and demigorgons and quantum states. do not anger. @hy-vee-service: is there for you and stressed college students alike. adorable gifs. sweet one of the brandom fam. potential hufflepuff too. out for a good time. cute animals. probably says y’all non-agressively. excellent and pure. @starbucks-service: will give you good coffee. smells nice. kind-hearted. ready with the muffins. mom. rip all their cups. will also recognize the end of an era, like the end of the red cups. @cvs-store: rebel who didn’t have -service in their url. (probably like that one cousin nobody really knows how they’re related, but still welcome.) ships the good ships. the kind that posts statuses of everything, like when they get together with toys-r-us (i ship it). excellent gifs. lovely eyebrows. self-depreciating memes. relatable. @kingsoopers-service: dog gifs. good supplies. ready to assist. also cats. lovely. reblog all the posts. observes all. v smooth. smoother than the pebble you found last week. only the pure memes. @toys-r-us-toystore: true “reblogs all the posts” queen. amazingly loyal fren, ready to fight, but kind. not for the faint-of-heart. best supporter™. here 5 you. excellent. love. @kohls-service: sophisticated with a hint of sassy. perfect combo. fancy talk. friend of all and friend to all. late to the party, but with a good reason. everybody likes ‘em. @riteaid-service: talk to joey in the back. cheap but good quality lipstick. advocate for self. wary of hobby lobby, and RITE-ly so. it’s about to get personal with them. meme death?? scary memes?? @amazon-service: good gifs like many others. down to get funky™. a fine appreciator for the arts. lover of coffee and muffins. quality service. @petco-service: fantastic pets and where to find them. check petco for said fantastic pets. cinnamon roll. emoticons! lil’ sweet & sassy. great. @shoprite-service: also v supportive. give ‘em the mcflurry. want shoprite on your side. hint of savagery. @winco-service: moneys. approachable and great. good service. leave no post (or meme) unturned. good archive. hip? @publix-service: the newborn random child. must be protected at all costs. friendly and here to spread the love. @mcdonalds-service: another pure one. lover of the arts and loves sharing and spreadin’ joy and awesome chairs for the kiddos. provides free food and fries for all, rather enjoyable content. probably will drop subtle hints about different things, like when you keep forgetting to add them to this master post. (SORRY) @kmart-totallyofficial-service: claims to be target’s big brother, but really, target does what target wants and is probably the most mature. the australian version of targé. not a person, a being. watch out. @fivebelow-service: not a fan of the bee movie script. coffee kinda person, forget the kermit sipping tea meme. probably wants pringles. will call you out? @menards-service: won’t fight you, but will kindly disagree. however, will fight you if you disrespect their store. quality rainbows and the best place to treat yo self. @subway-service: here for the discourse and fresh lunch meat. probably a lil’ bit petty, but still lovable! excellent sandwiches. the real deal. frosh and won’t deal with your fake-ness. @loves-unofficial: pure and sweet, total hufflepuff. wary of others and always considerate. loves exclamation points!! @costco-service: really wants samples before noon. will burn you in your ask and apologize in the tags. says “fight me” too frequently but would realistically lose. gryffindor!1! cries over tchaikovsky. also, bee movie script. watch out.