#stoprequestingfurryshit

Lisa

Lisa, the well-known librarian, has just returned to her home after working for such long hours. Though, in reality, she had barely even done anything productive that day. She stood there for a solid minute, finding it strange that her S/O was not there to greet her as they usually would.

“How peculiar… hm. Have they gone to bed already? It is quite late…” Lisa muttered as she spoke to herself.

Lisa just shrugged it off, concluding that her S/O had just gone to bed without her. That was until her conclusion had been proven wrong once she entered the living room. The librarian’s eyes widened in shock; the scene had taken her off-guard.

The square-shaped pillows that were once in perfect shape, resting on the sofa, were now torn apart with the foam all over the floor. Her S/O was there chewing on the leg of the coffee table. Unaware of Lisa’s presence, which, is also odd with their great sense of smell… perhaps they were too focused on chewing the leg of the table.

“S/O.” Lisa called out to them in a serious tone.

S/O’s ears perked up, they quickly stopped chewing the furniture and ran to where Lisa was standing. Though, they had almost slipped and tripped… fortunately, they got back on their feet and avoided such an embarrassing situation to happen.

“Mmm? Oh, welcome home! Is there anything you need me to do?” S/O asked, their tail wagging as they looked at their lover.

Lisa smiled at her S/O, which… somehow scared S/O. Their wolf ears flattened against their head, and their tail tucked in between their legs.

S/O hummed, “Okay, I will stop chewing on and destroying your furniture. However, I’m quite bored lately… there’s barely anything to do here you know.”

Lisa looked at her S/O in a slight shock with how fast and quick they were to stop. S/O noticed the shock in Lisa’s eyes. It seems like even the smartest scholar from the Akademiya was unaware of this behavior.

“I’ll stop chewing on and destroying your furniture from now on, simply because I don’t feel like it anymore. There isn’t any fun to it now that I think about it. Uhm… it also seems like you are unaware of this, but… for some wolves… we listen to the humans’ commands or words when we feel like it… and the opposite when we don’t... Ahem, I am not sure how true this is, but this is just the way I am.” S/O explained to the emerald eyed brunette.

Lisa nodded at her words, “I see… well, that certainly saves me the struggle of taming you, cutie. To cure your boredom however, perhaps you could help me in the library?” Lisa suggested to her S/O, as she folded her arms together while her left hand cupped her chin.

“You could go and collect the books that haven’t been returned on time… or if you don’t like that idea, you can play with Klee. I’m sure she’d love to play with you!” Lisa elaborated even further, as her left hand stretched out to the left.

S/O’s ears were sticking straight up and out to the side, their teeth bared at the idea,

“Apologies, but I do not… want to be around humans. You know me, Lisa… I don’t like being around humans, so I refuse.” S/O’s stared at her lover.

“Oh, but you’re talking to one right now and dating one if I may add.” Lisa cooed, chuckling softly as she spoke. Her voice was as smooth as silk… uhm, anyway.

S/O sighed, “That’s because it’s you… and please do not think about the idea of taming me, you know… making me more relaxed around humans? Yeah, don’t think about it. Not a good idea.”

Lisa frowned,

“Well, if I can’t bring you to the library, how about I purchase you some chewing toys, or just any common and regular dog toys? That might be able to cure-“

“No. I am not a dog, Minci.” S/O growled, brows furrowing in disagreement.

“Alright, alright… maybe you could just stay by me? I’ll tell you the truth, I don’t really do much in the library. So, having my cutie there would surely brighten up the place for me. You wouldn’t have to do anything such as interact with humans.”

Lisa’s brows rose as she waited for her S/O’s answer.

S/O’s ears and tail returned to a calmer state, “That… is better. I will agree to that offer of yours. You should go to sleep, it’s getting late. I will join you in bed after a while.”

“What about-“

“Leave that to me, I shall clean up after myself. You mustn’t clean up after me, I know you are rather tired, so you go and rest now.” S/O reassured her with a soft smile.

The librarian sighed, “Don’t stay up too late now, cutie. I expect to see you in bed after some time.”

Lisa chuckled and she spoke in a loving manner, accompanied by a soft voice. The librarian kissed her S/O’s temple before heading to their shared room. S/O could vaguely hear a yawn escape from Lisa’s lips as she walked further and further away from the living room.

S/O felt their face heat up, it seems like they were still not used to the kissing. Right, back to the task at hand, cleaning up their own mess…

Miko

Yae had been knocking on this home’s door for the past, what, 5 minutes? Who knows how long it’s been. She folds her arms in annoyance, knocking on the door for the last time… If this person didn’t respond, she’ll be sure to take her revenge on them-

The door was unlocked and standing in front of the kitsune was a muscular, bearded man. He raised his brow at Yae,

“Guuji Yae, what brings you here?” He asked, in a confused tone.

“Finally, you’ve answered! I’ve been here for a while you know?” Yae deadpanned at the man.

The man chuckled nervously and awkwardly, “I must apologize for that… It’s just that I’ve been busy preparing something for S/O’s birthday.”

‘Oh, that is right… their birthday is arriving in a few weeks. Anyway, that’s for another day to worry about.’

“I’ve come to ask for your word of advice, simply because you took care of them and raised them. Surely, their caretaker would know the reason behind this odd behavior?” Yae rose a brow at the man, as she spoke in her usual tone of voice.

The man stared at her, clearly waiting for her to continue.

“Do you perhaps know why S/O chews on furniture?”

“During their puppy years, before we moved to the city… The people at our village would usually store meat in the furniture as a way of… preserving it, which I found weird. Anyway, S/O was chewing on one of the furniture and had accidentally revealed the secret stash of meat in there. Ever since then… they must still be thinking that there’d be a secret stash of meat in the furniture.” He sighed.

“If you’re planning to train them… I’m not sure how I’d be of any help. So, I’ll leave that up to you. Oh, by the way, has S/O made any progress with how they are handling the presence of humans?” The man asked, slightly worried.

“They are doing just fine… However, there had been barely any progress at all. You needn’t worry though, I can manage. Anyway, thank you for the information. This does quite help a lot.” The Guuji chuckled.

The man placed his hands on his hips,

“I’ll have you know, Lady Yae, that no matter how well you tame them, they’ll always have their wolf instincts. You should learn about wolf behavior… if you’re not well-versed in it yet. There’s a major difference between taming and training when it comes to these creatures. Goodluck with S/O, tell them I said hi!”

“Of course, I know of such things, I’ll be sure to keep them under control. I’ll be taking my leave now.”

Yae Miko announced her leave. Heading back towards the shrine.

And on the way back… she was grinning to herself the entire time. How silly her S/O must be to think there’d still be a stash of food inside the furniture they chew. It seems like before Miko could ever have that pure romantic life with her S/O, she’d have to train S/O to stop chewing on the furniture.

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It had been weeks since Miko has started training S/O personally. Fortunate for her, their S/O is now fully trained to not chew on the furniture… She’s also made some progress in making sure S/O isn’t too scared of being around of so many humans. There have been occasions whereas they’d try and lunge at the visitors, which was in vain as Yae Miko was always there to stop them from doing so.

And now, they were peacefully lying-in bed.

“Well, aren’t you quite happy today. Your tail is wagging even under the covers. Say, do tell me why you are such a happy little one tonight?” Yae asked.

“…It’s quite obviously because you’re scratching the back of my ears.”

S/O yawned, snuggling even closer to Yae. Soon enough, their breathing slowed down. It seems like they weren’t able to put much of a fight against sleepiness.

Yae went to sleep with them shortly after that.

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I unfortunately will not do Ei’s part, because I cannot bare to keep doing this request. I have tortured myself enough with this request.

Whoever requested this, thank you for making me go insane. I will not lie, I did have a bit of fun writing this... oddly enough.

Smh, hopefully this is enough to satisfy you.