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Gimme some of that Clone Wars AU pls! Stirring the Sky
Hoooo ohhh man, Abby! The origin story to this one is actually pretty funnyâŚand I know Iâve blathered on to you about my ficsâŚBUT for everyone elseâŚso a few months ago, an anon asked me if I had any sort of fic prompt ideas floating around in my head, which you can find here. And what do I do ofc??? Why, write out 5k worth of prompt ideas because a bitch over here can never stfu. And ONE of those ideasâŚI honestly got really attached to it and I was likeâŚwell oh NO I am going to have to write this, arenât I?? Itâs from the âCanonverse Divergentâ section, I thought of this Clone Wars AU, and this is the original prompt I wrote:
âClone Wars AU where Cal and Jaro are assigned to try and recruit the Nightsisters to try and get the upper hand in the war with Dooku (lol I wouldnât say exactly a Dark Disciple route but thatâs up to you). Merrin is voluntold (the opposite of volunteered) by Mother Talzin to try and become allies with the Jedi (they could have their own shady Nightsister ulterior motive going on as well), and Merrin reluctantly goes with the Jedi. And oooooooOoOooo wow the shenanigans that can ensue from that. (Merrin also has to try really hard not to lose her shit over leaving Dathomir for the first time in her life). Iâd imagine a lot of frustrations from both parties. The clones mercilessly make fun of Cal and his Nightsister gf (but they also have to tell him whatâs up). He thinks sheâs unreasonably obtuse and rude, and she thinks heâs frustratingly smug/arrogant. Merrin could prove to be a definite asset in battle. Cal probably thinks itâs hawt đł OH NO SHEâS HOT SEE LOOK HOW WE GOT HERE WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN HERE.
Now suddenly sheâs mysterious and complex, and heâs frustrated that he wants to know more. Heâs actually the sweetest person sheâs ever seen and sheâs angry about it. She constantly has to check in with her sisters and itâs getting harder and harder to go behind his back or deny that she maybe might not hate him anymore she maybe even may want to smooch him WOAH who knows. They bond over feeling used in this war. Come on. You got it from here right?â
Soooo, YEAHâŚI gots a little too overindulgent in my thoughts and started writing THISâŚbut I am so very excited because itâs just the two of them being endlessly frustrated yet hotted up for each other at all times. All the clones ship it HARD. Merrin starts to grow attached to some of the clones that are very welcoming to herâŚactually fun factâŚif youâve read my fic âwhatâs grown between (surgery scars)â when Cal told Merrin about his clone traumaâŚI literally pulled what he was saying from this WIPâŚHEHâŚ
ALSO, I honestly just want to live my best life and push forward my personal HC that I have of if Cal were older during order 66 or it never happened, him and Jaro would 100% have Jake and Holt energy from Brooklyn 99 agenda.
And I am so very excited to explore a lot of these themes that Iâve brought into my Merrical writing in a setting like this. Cal contemplating his feelings, his so naturally compassionate and empathetic spirit that wants to take care of everyone else before himself, and then someone like MERRIN steps into his life??? OOF I am gonna have some fun with this and the psychometric Jedi and space witch of it all. GOODNESS I am so excited for it.
AND SOâŚhere is a long ass preview because I honestly didnât know where to cut it offâŚCal is answering a comm from their commander, Zand, on his and Jaroâs ship and well he may have sensed a presence while doing soâŚđđđ
When there was nothing there still, he turned once again to his original direction, but as soon as he did, there was a flash of green light and smoke, and suddenly, there was a figure there before him.
âThere is no need to brandish weapons or administer threats Jedi,â she stated with her voice laced in malice, which ironically enough did feel like a bit of a threat.
Cal severely balked at this sudden interaction, âWho are you?â
The woman crossed her arms with still a severe expression on her face, âDoes it matter? We are all justâunsettling to you anyway.â
His eyes narrowed as he put the pieces together in his head, âWere youâspying on me?â
Her expression changed to that of incredulity as she raised an eyebrow, âYou left the door to your ship open.â
It was a bit shocking, her audacity as he bristled all over again, âAre you seriously blaming me for you trespassing onto my ship and listening in on my private conversation?â
This woman, who Cal only now after processing the last several moments did he start to take in her appearance, did give off such an intense energy in the force. Cal felt her ire, her disdain so much so that it almost made him feel dizzy.
A short breath escaped him as he shut off his lightsaber, and all she did was continue to glare at him. She was short statured with light gray skin and intense brown eyes. Her soft features on her face were adorned with tattoos that lined her forehead, her cheeks. And it was all coming to a head, feeling her emotions, his emotions of frustration, accost, but now he was also flustered, bewildered, and definitely anxious.
He hated to think, though it was sad, but true, that he thought she was astoundingly beautiful.
His mind tried to do a complete turnaround because that was very much besides the point, and he did his best to keep his mental shields up, having no idea what she was capable of as she finally continued to speak.
âThough Mother Talzin invited you here Jedi,â she said again with such derision to her words, âdo not hold the false notion that you are in any way welcome.â
Cal almost wanted to laugh at her statement, his own ire stacking up again in his mind, and he actually welcomed it as it was much easier to process in the moment than anything else he was currently grappling with.
An exhale escaped his nostrils harshly as he kept up his glare, âBelieve me,â he stated with his own contempt, clipping his lightsaber to his belt again, âI would like to get off this force forsaken planet as soon as possible.â
She tilted her head at him, seeming to descry in her own way, which caused the fringe of her silver blonde hair to slightly cascade into her eyes as they scanned over him. It made himâexceedingly uncomfortable for a multitude of reasons he really couldnât dwell on at the moment.
âThat is at least something we can agree on Jedi,â she uttered in a flatter tone than she had before, but still possessed an air of intolerance.
âI have a name you know. Donât know how Iâd get around the confusion of actually just going by the moniker of Jedi,â he stated in what was a mockery of her sardonic tone of voice.
She stood there still for several moments as she raised an eyebrow at him, which to him translated into some form of her being through with his banthashit.
âJediâŚthe Jedi?â The Nightsister questioned with a genuine air of perplexment to her voice.
Honestly, once she said it out loud, Cal really wasnât sure what he was even trying to accomplish. Was he trying to make a joke? Was he trying to be a smartass? Was he trying to break the tension? If Jaro was asked, heâd probably claim that Cal would try and accomplish all of the above.
âWhat, are you attempting to be clever or snide?â She asked as she began to take careful steps circumventing him, âOr just insulting? You think you can come to my home and disrespect me in such a way?â
Cal crossed his arms as he scoffed, âYouâre the one who snuck onto my ship first, Nightsister.â
If she was going to address him in such a way heâd do it right back. He was feeling that petty.
Though, he very much resented himself when his mind flashed with the title âNightsister, the Nightsister,â and he had to hold back a stupid smirk.
She was temporarily out of his view, though he still felt her, always felt her as she too laughed humorlessly, âYou are extremely full of yourself, arenât you Jedi?â
The way she said it this time seemed to give off the same amount of snark he was emanating.
Cal waited until she was there in his vision again as he slightly upturned his chin to her.
âI bet youâd like to think so, wouldnât you? Profile me, put me in a box of whatever your false perceptions of Jedi are,â Cal almost barked at her. Force, he didnât even remember the last time heâd been so irritated with a person.
âAnd you are not doing the same to me? Making your own assumptions and insulting something you donât even understand.â
Another scoff was in his throat, âYeah, and letâs still not forget how you acquired such information from me.â
Her glare was fierce again as the disparagement was almost palpable on her face now, âI only was scoping out the situation because I have my peopleâs interest in mind.â
Cal realized he was flexing his arms now as they were still crossed over his chest out of sheer frustration, âYou could have just asked me you know; I would have been more than willing to speak with you about any such matters that occur with my order.â
âAnd how was I to know this? All I have heard about Jedi is that they are liars and selfish thieves!â She exclaimed.
Again. He was taken such aback again at the gull.
âAnd where in the hell did you hear that? A Separatist the people The Republic is trying to stand against?â He said, but then he already had another retort on his tongue, âAnd for that matter, we were the ones that were invited here and ever since we arrived, all we have gotten from you is blatant disdain when we hadnât even done anything!â
âNone of us wanted you here!â
âThatâs not my problem! Donât take your misplaced frustration out on me!â
His statement seemed to give her pause, and Cal hadnât even realized that theyâd somehow managed to step closer and closer to one another in this skirmish and were definitely in one anotherâs personal space.
Kriff, how did I end up here?
Her eyes were narrowed up at him as he still found that anger, but he also cornered something else in them that was not easy to place.
âYou should have never come to Dathomir Jedi,â she admonished in a strained tone.
A short sigh fell out of his mouth.
âCal.â
For the first time, he found actual confusion on her countenance, âWhat?â
âCal, my name is Cal Kestis, not Jedi. Again, I donât go by Jedi the Jedi.â
Honestly, he wasnât exactly sure why he said it. At this point he recognized they were both being assholes to each other.
Her eyes were all over him again though as she leaned back to cross her arms, âDo you think you are exceedingly hilarious, Cal?â
He didnât know what it was. The concept of his nomenclature was always simple, straightforward concept in his mind, but there was something in the way that she said it, the timbre of her voice, that drove him insane.
And that sort of insanity seemed to have many faces right now, many of which were irritation.
Still, he crossed his arms all the same, âI am starting up my own comedy tour, actually.â
And never in his life, as he was already trying to convince himself that it wasnât true, had he ever been soâŚaroused by the utterance of his own name.
ThisâŚhe needed to get himself out of this situation now.
Her eyes scanned him again, âI do not find your antics the least bit entertaining.â
âWell, I guess I wonât be reserving the cranky Nightsister a seat, now will I?â
A narrowed gaze in his direction now. And he wasnât sure how he feltâabout being under her scrutiny.
âYou are extremely arrogant and insolent,â she declared, her eyes still fierce, âbut it is not as if that really matters, Cal.â
He was very much resenting the shiver that was sent down his spine.
SOOO YEH, hope you guys are as excited for this one as I am!!! I literally think these two don't even have the ability to be around one another and NOT be super horni right off the bat for each other haha.
SHENANIGANSSSS
i wanted to make hot cross buns for the first time ever but the worldâs glutenphobes have seemingly discovered that breadmaking is fun and they were full of shit
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For those who don't speak spanish, the context doesn't help to understand anything at all NSMSMAMS
"Prowl: Jazz you son of a bitch, you left the coke bottle cap open"
"Jazz: Mmm weird, I feel like a lil breeze..."
I'm afraid that Jazz would do this kind of harmless jokes everytime that Prowl annoys him

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Tsk. Students in this class are somewhat shameful.
i admit this guy, at times, can be super annoying. but laughing at someone with a 4D personality is not cool. and you call him a freak? shame on you guys for making him as your joke subject. bet my ass youâre nowhere smarter than he is.
Stoopids the Porpoise! Your new favorite cartoon mereswine!
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