#stoneyarrow

yes, but not in the "i cant breathe" way like nobody! pet ody is more uncomfortable about it because of what it means and it hinders his pride. on the same hand even that's complicated because at least wearing it he knows the terms and conditions of things. he's all over the place in this au quite frankly

Whaleseidon’s actually got the hind “paws” (don’t know if that’s what they’re called scientifically) of Pakicetus, the ancestor of whales that was the transition between whales being land animals to sea animals!

He can do no wrong (lie) he couldn’t hurt nobody (blatant lie)

Stoney my friend

I hope you know your Ody is also definitely on Kharmion's Hear me Out cake.

Issss he now?

Anyone else hear careless whispers?

Actually hold on somewhat tangentially related question if a bunch of Odysseus’ hypothetically traveled to the same universe would that increase the likelihood of Neptune’s trident taking him to that universe? Like is there an Ody to universe ratio that would affect where he goes?

to the first question, yes! it will indeed still be random which universe he goes to- but eventually he'd be able to return if that was the case.

Potentially my final high score is 127! I don’t know if I’ll get a better one before tumblr snek goes away.