Eddie's never really cared that the other Sirens looked down on him like an outcast his whole life. He didn't fancy them much either. Just because he wasn't inclined to kill casual doodlidads didn't mean he was any less than the rest. He had...hobbies.
Or at least that's what he was completely set on before the age 20- Adulthood was slowly seething into view, and Ed [after long an deep self evaluation] decided it was about time he give it a shot, what's the worst that can happen right?
Oh nothing--except the two dumbasses high from ass to tit right in front of you after you devastatingly fail at the one thing Sirens do best: Failed Siren Song.
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Eddie, who was already standing awkwardly from his newly shifted lower limbs, stood in disbelief, expression at a complete halt like a thief caught mid-job. This was NOT how the thing's supposed to go...
"rObIn lOok I cAughT a REaL sWoRdFIsH"
"nO DInGuS tHatS a FoRciPigeR LoNgiTrOsTris"
They stopped for a short moment, immediately followed with A burst of laughter.
"pFFt- wHAt tHe hELL iS a fOrCePiGer LoNG..aTrOciOuS"
They went on and on for hours, comment-giggle-comment-giggle. The entire time Eddie was just contemplating HIS escape, a complete backfire. But, every now and then he'd observe the two creatures. He had to admit it was fascinating how strong their connection was- must be nice. He also wondered how long it would take before the song wore off.
It didn't for a long, long time. So, he sat and watched them. Studied their expressions, their gestures, the way they wiggled around in the chairs Ed had them tied them to. It was captivating to say the least. He definitely wouldn't try this again for a while, but he had to admit- he chose the right pirates to start with.
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NOTES: heyo!! so i haven't really been on top of my game latley with writing so I wanted to make a teeny post about an idea i had with Stoddie to hopefully start off my accounts original content:D
The idea of Trippy(s3 sequel) Stobin getting lured in by Eddie only to have the killer move flunk and be the cause of the intoxicating was totally a blast to imagine, maybe ill write more on this sometime. I hope it could bring someone a giggle or two. Have a lovley night/day beans! ^^
