#stitchingwithshadows

“That was your training?” she asked, not quite convinced Asuma-sensei had just left after so little time. Her eyes darted around, expecting him to jump from somewhere in a mock ambush or something of the like, but the seconds passed by, and the forest was as calm as ever. “Seriously? Just a few drills and a couple spars and— Hell, the sun isn’t even down yet!” 

          “Jeez Ino, it’s a song,” Shikamaru murmured as he rolled an eye to look at her. Of course he wasn’t some pervert. And he had absolutely no intention of hunting down anyone. That was way too much work. “No I’m not a pervert.”

who holds the umbrella when it rains: Neither one of them. Temari just doesn’t give a shit about the rain. And Shikamaru is just too lazy for all that. It’s bad enough that he was already  out there walking in it, so why waste the extra energy holding something that only worked half the time?

who is the grumpiest in the morning: Shikamaru is. Temari is a morning person. Shikamaru would rather stay in bed all day unless he has something uber important to do.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: Shikamaru and Temari worry for each other equally whenever the other is sick or hurt. 

who plays pranks on the other: Temari pulls pranks on Shikamaru all the time. Shikamaru hates when she does.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: Neither one of them unless one just so happens to subconsciously lean towards the other. Temari doesn’t like being smothered and Shikamaru is afraid for his life half the time if he tries something and Temari doesn’t like it.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: Neither, Temari threatened to blow Shikamaru away with her fan if he tried to give her a nickname and Shikamaru finds it hard to think of anything for her.

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Shikamaru drools, especially when he’s had a particularly hard day.

who holds the umbrella when it rains: Ino does because Shikamaru is too lazy to do so. He’d rather get drenched than waste extra energy holding on to something that only half ass works.

who is the grumpiest in the morning: Shikamaru is. He hates getting up early in the morning. Especially if he gets woken up at ungodly hours like the Hokage loves doing.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: Ino worries for Shikamaru because if she doesn’t, or his mother doesn’t, he won’t give a shit and insist that he’s okay when he’s really not.

who plays pranks on the other: Ino pranks Shikamaru relentlessly, but Shikamaru always gets her back by tripping her shadow when she’s not paying any attention.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: Ino. Shikamaru thinks it’s way too troublesome to do all that.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: Again, Ino. Shikamaru says that all that thinking gives him a headache.

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Shikamaru drools, especially when he’s had a particularly hard day.

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