#stitched doll!reader

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‎PS: Can it be in a First Person POV of Spamton?

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> DOLL PHOTO A DOLL? OH KRIS, I'M A [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!! I DON'T NEED NO [[Dolly Parton]] TO HELP ME OUT! I'M FINE ON MY OWN!! I'M DOING JUST GREAT!! WE DON'T NEED A [[get a degree today!]], KRIS! NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE! NOT LIKE [[GRADUATING]] [[student supplies 90% off!]]!!! ... Especially not... ... EAHAHAHAHAA!! SALESPEOPLE DON'T NEED THINGS LIKE THAT TO GET IN THE WAY! > PAST FRIENDS I HAD SO MANY [[ameigos!!!]] BACK THEN! TOO MANY TO COUNT! EVEN BEFORE MY DAYS, I HAD PEOPLE WHO WOULD [[sticks like glue]]! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, KRIS? ONLY TRUE [[The Power of Friendship]] WILL STICK BY YOU! EVEN WHEN YOU'RE [[BURNING IN HELL]]!! EVEN WHEN YOU'RE [[My home!! You're taking my home!!]]!! EVEN WHEN YOU'RE LACKING [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!!! AND MAYBE... MAYBE ONLY THEN WILL YOUR [[Happy Valentine's Day!]] WILL COME OUT... BUT THAT'S NOT FOR SALEMEN, KRIS! YOU JUST HAVE TO [[heart]] KROMER MORE! EAHAHAHAHAA!!

> STRINGS STRINGS ARE ALL AROUND US, KRIS! DON'T YOU [[see this!!]]?? DON'T YOU HEAR IT'S [[E-I-E-I-O]]?? IT WRAPS AROUND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!! NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO OR WHO YOU ARE! IT'S EVERYWHERE! I MEAN, TELL THAT TO OUR LOCAL [[Dolly Parton]] AND [[clown around town]]! YOU GOTTA NEVER [[trust fund guaranteed]] THEM, KRIS! > RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OF COURSE I HAVE PEOPLE AROUND ME! SALEMEN ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE CONNECTIONS, BUT YOU STILL GOTTA BE CAREFUL! YOU DON'T WANNA MAKE THE WRONG DEALS!! ...Very wrong deals... WE JUST GOTTA [[Play With Us]] THEM! THE ONLY PERSON YOU CAN TRUST IS YOURSELF!! AND ME, OF COURSE! ALWAYS TRUST YOUR [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!! WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET THESE [[$!X$]] DEALS!? > DATE OH, KRIS, YOU NAIVE [[Little Sponge]]! THAT WAS A SIMPLE BUSINESS CONVERSATION! THERE'S [[my chest hurts it hurts it hurts]] INVOLVED IN THAT!! YOU JUST HAVE TO BUTTER PEOPLE UP SOMETIMES! DO YOU THINK YOUR FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] WOULD BE PICKED FOR THAT?? ... SAY, [[Little Sponge]], IF YOU HAVE THEIR NUMBERS... EAHAHAHAHAA!!