​My trainee at work asked me for coffee last week. I told him that i dont know if my girlfriend would really like that

Got bored waiting for Premier Pro to render a video so I made 3 dead cats for Wales. ....#skilled #talent #skills #stillsinglethough #wales #trip

sometimes i wanna be choked and spanked and pounded hard and called a bad little girl, but other times i wanna have my forehead kissed and taken to a museum and have someone hold my hand and do the cute lil finger trace thingy and called a princess.. is that so much to ask?💖👑

Hell yeah I am!! Or am I the evil villain? Either way I know the reason why I'm single... 😈😏💋 #singlelife #becauseI'ma... #superhero #or #supervillain #yeahprobsthelatter #heheheh #stillsinglethough

[Que Fresh Prince Theme Song] Now this is a story about how I got to be where I am now It only took me about 5 long years So I'd appreciate it if you were all ears I. Started. Out at Kwantlen University And I had no idea of what I wanted to be My dreams were too big for KPU So I decided to try something new The. next. year I was attending UBC And I knew right then I would get my Economics degree. I managed the women's basketball team And got two medals all while living the dream. With. The. achievements and smiles came the struggles too Some failed relationships and bad grades? A few. But an internship in New York, got me thinking Of just how much I could actually do I traveled the world and made new friends But now it's time for this journey to end So I'd like to thank god and my family For truly supporting and putting up with me. Your love and generosity is what got me through So this degree in my hand, is all for you. #classof2016 #UBC #FinallyGotThatBACHELOR #stillsinglethough (at University of British Columbia)

#Goodnight #relationships #StillSingleThough

HANDCUFFS BABY