i’m compelled to say he’s taken, even though he’s not, just cause it’s you, but scotty boy is yours!

i'm sorry depression/anxiety is being a lying jerk atm but you are in fact a wonderful writer who always brings a smile to my face and who should absolutely continue to pursue your writing (and your inadvertent quest to make me smile) <333

you are a wizard, you and inell are the only people i know who can pump out fics like this lol

@inell

[2/2] perfect!!! also, derek trying to care for little orphan ducks makes me SO SAD and it's SO CUTE and I love you a lot. thank you for gracing my dash with the adorableness <3

EM!!! NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN SOMEONE TELLING ME I MADE THEM HAPPY!! The image of the duckies is aaaaaall thanks to nonnie, but I will take credit for the duckie!pack feels ;) (sorry not sorry!)

Oh my gosh, but, like, little duck!Isaac too, trying to warm himself up with an itty bitty piece of cloth as a make shift scarf (maybe preening a little when he gets Allison and Scott’s attention), and duck!Lydia just sitting there and hardcore judging Stiles because he’s trying to feed them biscuits. Biscuits, Stiles, really?? Derek, why are you dating this imbecile? she tries to convey, ruffling her wings furiously. 

Oh, oh oh, and baby duck!Kira, who would be the cutest one of all though, perched happily on Derek’s shoulder while he reads, trying to help him, and pecking his shoulder consolingly when he starts getting frustrated because apparently no pack in the history of forever has been stupid enough to get themselves cursed and turned into ducklings. (He’s just really grateful Stiles wasn’t with the pack at the time when it happened because he has a feeling - call it a hunch - that Stiles would make a more frustrating duck than a human. He’d probably try and peck at Derek’s pants, just to screw with him.)

Ducks!Boyd and Erica being all cozy together, maybe going out for a wee romantic stroll to the local swimming pool (Erica’s idea because she lives to make Derek and Stiles’ lives difficult, and Boyd half amused, half horrified this might count as their first official date.)

I WANT IT ALL. 

i'm so confused, is he going to lose a toe??? where did you hear this omg

Ok, I found the link to the spoilers HERE.

The relevant section is here:

During the explanation, Stiles recounts how he rescues Derek & a flashback of Stiles carrying an injured Derek out of gunfire is shown. This is the scene you guys saw in the promo, with Derek under Stiles’ arm. 

Derek interrupts Stiles’ retelling and says, “That’s not I how remember it happening, I was the one carrying you”. Which prompts another flashback of the supposed “accurate” depiction of what happened. 

In Derek’s retelling, he’s carrying Stiles “bridal style” out of gunfire, whilst Stiles is screaming out in pain, after having been shot in the toe. 

Stiles says, “They shot my toe. My toe was obliterated”.

So Stiles admits that the heroic rescue we saw, including parallels to earlier Sterek scenes that we were all so excited about, is false, that Derek had to carry Stiles out of the fight like a helpless child (meaning that Stiles’ last significant interaction with Derek in the series is Stiles completely fucking up, belittling Sterek’s dynamic and Stiles himself if you ask me) and that Stiles literally loses his toe in an offhand comment for the sake of a punch line.

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