#stibbons

Lady Clarisse Laurent and Stibbons.

Unseen Academicals contains multiple scenes in which my Discworld OTP discuss and admire balls, because Sir Terry wrote that book solely and specifically for ME, God bless him.

Gabrielle: “I hope your sleeves roll down while washing your hands.”

Marisette: “You should remember that embarrassing thing you said right before you go to sleep tonight.”

Cassian: “I hope your monster husband gets turned into a marketable eboy.”

Kaleen: “When you’re in the desert, I hope you find water by stepping in a puddle in your socks.”

Darien: “Your bread shall never toast correctly!”

Clarisse: “I pray every book you read ends on a cliffhanger that’s never mentioned in the following book.”

Skordo: “I hope all cats hate you.”

Copper Dariah: “I hope that every shoe you put on has a thorn in the threading inside the sole, so when you pull it out, it ruins the shoe, so you have to live with it digging into the bottom of your foot, or have a hole in the shoe for other shit to get in.”

Stibbons: “May you never find a matching pair of socks again.”