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domestic meme // @steelfists
Whoâs more dominant: this changes on any given day. they both have stupidly stubborn and dominant personalities. Whoâs the cuddler: roman likes to cuddle a lot more than randy does, but thatâs not to say randy isnât a cuddler. Whoâs the big spoon/little spoon: this depends the day as well.Whatâs their favorite non-sexual activity: eatingWho uses all the hot water: roman with his 87 pounds of hair.Most trivial thing they fight over: everything, especially food i.e where are they going to eat/what do you want to eat/did you just steal some of my fucking chicken nuggets you have your own you asshole.Who does most of the cleaning: roman. #motherreignsWhat has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: roman controls the netflix, randyâs much more into video games than television. Who calls up the super/landlord when the heatâs not working: roman.Who leaves their stuff around: randy. he gets yelled at by mother reignsWho remembers to buy the milk: roman. randy remembers exactly shit. roman will tie a red ribbon around his finger if he has to.Who remembers anniversaries: they both do.Who cooks normally: they cook together.How often do they fight: big fights? only sometimes. small trivial things, every day probably.What do they do when theyâre away from each other: cry. loljk roman does all of the âyouâre the chosen oneâ kind of media stuff and randy just plays video games cause he is a has-been.Nicknames for each other: coconut head. : - )Who is more likely to pay for dinner: randal.Who steals the covers at night: romanWhat would they get each other for gifts: grooming sets, âitâs okay to be baldâ kind of asshole gifts, whatever they hear the other one talking about.Who kissed who first: romanWho made the first move: roman Who remembers things: romanWho started the relationship: roman definitely planted the seeds and started acting like it before randy was even comfortable enough to consider it fully.Who cusses more: they both have dirty mouths. this oneâs a drawWhat would they do if the other one was hurt: well, roman would take care of randy. randy wouldnât even know roman was hurt >:(Who is the dirty talker: randy is more of a dirty talker cause everything embarrasses romanA head canon: one time, when they were really little, roman kissed randy the way little kids do -- super wet, open mouth more of a slobber kind of thing, cause he saw his parents kiss and thatâs what youâre supposed to do when u love someone. randy subsequently freaked.

















