#steelfists

Who’s more dominant: this changes on any given day. they both have stupidly stubborn and dominant personalities. Who’s the cuddler: roman likes to cuddle a lot more than randy does, but that’s not to say randy isn’t a cuddler. Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: this depends the day as well.What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: eatingWho uses all the hot water: roman with his 87 pounds of hair.Most trivial thing they fight over: everything, especially food i.e where are they going to eat/what do you want to eat/did you just steal some of my fucking chicken nuggets you have your own you asshole.Who does most of the cleaning: roman. #motherreignsWhat has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: roman controls the netflix, randy’s much more into video games than television. Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  roman.Who leaves their stuff around: randy. he gets yelled at by mother reignsWho remembers to buy the milk: roman. randy remembers exactly shit. roman will tie a red ribbon around his finger if he has to.Who remembers anniversaries:  they both do.Who cooks normally: they cook together.How often do they fight: big fights? only sometimes. small trivial things, every day probably.What do they do when they’re away from each other: cry. loljk roman does all of the ‘you’re the chosen one’ kind of media stuff and randy just plays video games cause he is a has-been.Nicknames for each other: coconut head. : - )Who is more likely to pay for dinner: randal.Who steals the covers at night: romanWhat would they get each other for gifts: grooming sets, ‘it’s okay to be bald’ kind of asshole gifts, whatever they hear the other one talking about.Who kissed who first: romanWho made the first move: roman Who remembers things: romanWho started the relationship: roman definitely planted the seeds and started acting like it before randy was even comfortable enough to consider it fully.Who cusses more: they both have dirty mouths. this one’s a drawWhat would they do if the other one was hurt: well, roman would take care of randy. randy wouldn’t even know roman was hurt >:(Who is the dirty talker: randy is more of a dirty talker cause everything embarrasses romanA head canon: one time, when they were really little, roman kissed randy the way little kids do -- super wet, open mouth more of a slobber kind of thing, cause he saw his parents kiss and that’s what you’re supposed to do when u love someone. randy subsequently freaked.

“pull my hair.”

❛  you  really  think  you  can  beat  brock  lesnar,  huh?  ❜  while  she’s  known  to  pick  and  prod,  ask  questions  meant  to  incite  annoyance,  anger,  or  both,  the  inflection  intended’s  landed  more  on  the  curious  side  than  anything  else.  head  tilted  so  she  can  see  his  face,  liv’s  focused  on  making  sure  she  isn’t  stepping  across  that  line,  she’s  got  no  interest  in  being  peeled  off  the  ground.   ❛  i’m  not  saying  you  can’t  or  uh  --  anything  like  that,  just,  you  know ...  seems  like  a  pretty  big  task.  ❜

“I don’t want to...This is a scary game. Get an Xbox or something...As long as that shit is out of your hands, I don't care. Don't actually burn a motherfucker dude, that's my thing anyways...” 

❛ you’re ... impressive, at least. ❜

As he rounded the corner, he walked almost straight into someone in front of him. A soft swear slipped past Charlie’s lips before he had a moment to stop himself, hand reaching up in front of himself in a pacifying motion. “Hey my fault. Wasn’t looking where I was going.”

                              “ Still callin’ me Soccer Mom? My hair is way past that now, babygirl. “