Parents' Rights
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has for panels, showing two women talking as they walk through a hilly park. The woman in front has dark hair and is wearing a red t-shirt; the person in the rear has light brown hair and is wearing floral pants. I'll call them TSHIRT and FLORAL.
PANEL 1
Tshirt is listening as Floral lectures.
FLORAL: Of course teachers should be legally required to "out" trans kids to their parents. Because of parents' rights.
PANEL 2
FLORAL: It doesn't matter if it's outing trans kids, or vaccinations, or what books teachers are allowed to assign. It should always be up to the parents!
PANEL 3
Close-up on Flora, who is pounding a fist into her palm, very intense.
FLORAL: Parents' rights are sacrosanct! Period!
PANEL 4
Tshirt turns to ask Floral a question; Floral replies cheerily.
TSHIRT: What if parents want their trans kid to have gender affirming care?
FLORAL: Fuck parents' rights.
CHICKEN FAT WATCH
"Chicken fat" is a long-obscure cartoonists' term for unimportant but amusing details slipped into the art, which I want to bring back. ("Stop trying to make fetch happen!")
PANEL 1: A grinning kid is hanging upside-down high in a tree. A notice nailed to the tree shows a sad-looking robot and says "NOTICE: Background gags weren't made by A.I." On the ground, Steamboat Willie (the earliest form of Mickey Mouse, now copyright-free) is fleeing from a vicious cat.
PANEL 2: An evil-looking bunny is behind the bush, smoking a cig. High in a tree, a rat has disguised itself as a squirrel by taping a big leaf to its real end, and is trying to pass itself off to a real squirrel. A notice nailed to the tree has a picture of an evilly grinning robot and says "NOTICE: Then again isn't that what an A.I. would say."
PANEL 3: On top of a cloud, a cloud-colored person with a mohawk is lying on their back and reading their phone.
PANEL 4: A basset hound is in the hole in the tree. A sign below the hole says "Home Sweet Hole." The robot from the notices in panels 1 and 2 is hiding behind the tree. Steamboat Willie's lifeless corpse lies in the grass. A notice nailed to another tree shows a picture of a vague shadow shape, and says "MISSING: Small robot which functions as a visual representation of A.I. in background gags. Extremely hackneyed, but functional."
T-SHIRT: In panel 1, the t-shirt has a logo of a piece of cake. Panel 2, it's a peace sign. And in panel 4, it's a chess piece.
