#stawpny

it comes out so agressive for no reason 😭 no matter what I say

like ever since I joined this fandom and watched bens videos and how NY says “yous”

I have figured out that I say that too, like not on purpose

I’ve caught myself saying it. it’s bad

I think I’ve just always been saying it, but never realized it.

I sometimes repeat words back to myself over and over to make them sound less like my mom 😭😭 (less like a new Yorker)

cause she’s like full on New Yorker, while my dad is Canadian/British

it’s not like anything is wrong with the accent, I just feel it doesn’t fit me.

like I have the face of a Canadian with the voice of a sassy New Yorker 😭

IT DOESNT MIX 😭😭 LMAOOOO

(Im making a fic so I’ll give you that if u had ur hopes up 🙏)

I know I haven’t like posted but that was cause I was in DC

it’s really cool

but anyways, have some NY headcannons I thought of while driving 8 hours there and back

(my drama club cast list is coming out tomorrow AHHH [we are doing mean girls])

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-New York has got the best fashion style out of anyone in the statehouse, buuuuuttt since this years fashion week was.. something, he has been downgraded to the second best. Cal’s the first now, ever since whatever the fuck that was happened.

-Punk NY x Hippie CA is something I need injected into my VEINS. I feel like they would be so cute together anddd the fan art would be delicious bc I would eat it with no hesitation.

-New York has the hand writing of like a fancy founding father. Like one that wrote, “We The People” on top of the constitution, or when he has too much coffee, he has a handwriting of a third grader. (just like me!)

-I imagine that when it gets “hot” here in New York (higher then 80 is too fucking hot for me) he just flops himself anywhere in the NE part of the house and just lays there until someone gets fed up or helps him. (NJ would get fed up, MA would help him)

-he gets frequent headaches so he just carry’s around a small bag of advil or Tylenol, or sometimes keeps it like pocket candy in his pockets like he’s about to give it out to children.

-I feel like he would take care of states (mostly southern) when they were young, along with Georgia and Virginia. The only reason he did so was because Penn claimed he wasn’t “man enough” so he had to do what he also claimed, “women’s work”. (No shade to ppl living in PA)

-I believe that Long Island bullies RI for two reasons, he isn’t an island, and LI is bigger than RI. LI always says that he should be a state instead and Rhode should just merge with MA or CT. (this is true, as a Long islander myself)

-I know NY is bigger than like many states in the NE, but I like the idea of him being the same height as MA or a little shorter. New Jersey would be shorter, same with RI and CT, but I feel like they would be the same height. (ma and ny)

-MA, CT, NY, and NJ have some maaajor beef with PA.

-New Yorks room is filled with a bunch of posters. Posters of Lana Del Rey, TS, Laufey, Tyler The Creator, Steve Lacy, and others are put up, but he puts more “manly” posters up to distract from the fact he literally has a huge ass Taylor Swift, 1989 poster in his room, above his bed. He has all the eras, but how could he not have a huge poster of 1989 when she wrote a song about his city, like, come on! (my fav album)

- CA x NY= Golden Cat x Black Cat (I keep seeing TikTok slideshows of the two cats and it always makes me think of them)

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soooo

I had a loooong weekend of hiking around DC

it was fun though

I liked seeing all of the state flags and whateva

anyways, i hope u liked these

are these too silly?

boioioioioioing.

at this point I think I’m going insane

HAVE A GREAT DAY! AJAJHWHAKAKAJQYAYSHS

yay!!

I cannot really post anything today but I will soon I promise!

ILY GUYS!!

so I like never properly introduced myself, so here we go

my pronouns are she/they, but I personally don’t give two shits if you just use she

I love kitties 😻

my favorite color is orange

I like to write and read things

history and english r my fav subjects (year later, I don’t have a fav subject, they all suck equally)

I live in New York (shocker)

live, laugh, love the city (been there 4 times)

I’m bisexual..? pansexual? I dunno anymore

I like basically all music types

I love new york.

I’m the most enthusiastic New Yorker you’ll ever meet, trust

States I’ve been to: MA, PA, NJ, WA, VT, ME, VA, MD, DE

I’ve also been to British Colombia, but that’s not important (I fucking love it there, take me back)

I’ve watched Hamilton on broadway