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Original Email From: BARCLAYSBANKPLC@

Subject: BARCLAY’S BANK PLC

BARCLAYS BANK PLC.LONDON CLAPHAM JUNCTION BRANCH, 1 Church Hill Place, London, London, E13 5BH  LONDON +447700056113 Attention: Beneficiary REF:- INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT This is second time we are notifying you about the statue of your fund right now in my desk. After due vetting and evaluation of your Inheritance file which The Ministry of Finance of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Forwarded and contacted us to see to your immediate payment. We write to inform you that, this office has arrange all the necessary document for our Telex Department for immediate programming them into our payment system .But we can transfer the fund into your account yet until you get the (NON RESIDENTIAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE) submit to this bank for immediately transfer into your account. We shall update you with next correspondence as soon as we confirm the documents. Thanks for your co-operation. From our findings you have been going through hard ways by paying a lot of charges to see to the release of your fund ($15, 000, 000, 00) which has been delayed. We advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence from Nigeria. You don't have to pay any charges to receive your Inheritance fund anymore as you have met up with the whole requirements, your representatives in Nigeria will tell you to still go ahead with them but on your own risk. The only thing required from you is to obtain Non-Resident Clearance Certificate which we are not asking you to pay the fee to us here in United Kingdom as the Government of Nigeria have paid us for handling/processing of your payment with other customers. We will help you to see hat you obtain the form so that our bank will affect immediate transfer of your Inheritance sum ($15,000, 000, 00) in to your designated bank account. If you follow up our directives your fund will reflect in your account within five working Bank days from the day you obtain this form. Do not go through anybody again but through this Bank if you really want your fund. Head, Private Banking Section. Ed, Foreign Payments yours sincerely, Mr. Frank Douglas

My Response:

Dear Mr. Douglas,

I am very sorry that I missed your earlier email, it must have accidentally gotten tossed in with the rest of my SPAM emails.  I must say that I am really excited about receiving a STATUE of my fund.  Is it in bronze, copper, or even stone?  I don’t really know how I would have it shipped to me.  Oh wait, I just realized you meant to type “status of my funds.”  Damn, not as much fun as a statue, but I guess $15,000,000,00 leaves me with the opportunity to purchase my own statue.  I think I will have someone sculpt the greatest scene in football history out of bronze for me...the immaculate reception!  You know?  The pass thrown by Pittsburgh Steelers’ QB Terry Bradshaw and caught by the legendary Franco Harris in the 1972 AFC Divisional Playoff Game at Three Rivers Stadium?  Here’s a quick link to a youtube clip in case you’ve never seen the legendary play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMuUBZ_DAeM.  What a play!!!  STEELERS!  STEELERS!  STEELERS!  

Oh, I forgot what we were talking about here.  

I will certainly go about the process of obtaining this Non-Resident Clearance Certificate.  Thank you again!

STEELERS!  STEELERS!  STEELERS!

-Fox