Everyone in the US knows about standard state stereotypes - New Jersey is hell on earth, Ohio is so boring it may as well be hell on earth, Idaho doesn’t exist, etc. But I’ve been making up fake ones.
Oregon is occupied almost entirely by disguised lizard people. They aren’t trying to take over the world or anything and in fact they resent the stereotype.
South Dakota is in fact almost entirely depopulated; North Dakota and Nebraska have been fighting a total war over it for generations. The only reason the rest of the country doesn’t know is because hiding unpleasant things behind a smile is #JustMidwesternerThings
All Alabamans are sexually attracted to snow (including people who move there and people who move away).
Maryland has an exchange student program with the crab civilization beneath the sea (they provide Maryland with enormous amounts of their lesser cousins as part of the agreement).
All Rhode Islanders like to eat ass.
