Jul 12, 2019
FL: Hey, MO, feelin a lil.... Gassy?
MO: oh my god, will you please shut up about that??
KS: what's going on with FL? They seem really excited for some reason.
LA: local FL man finally did something right.
KS: what?
LA: FL's boss is looking to replace the statue of confederate general Smith with one of Dr. Mary McLeod Bethune. FL's pretty excited. That'd make her the first African-American to have a state commission statue.
KS: that's... Really cool. And its FL's boss?
LA: yeah, we were all surprised too
FL: Excuse me?
#aph states#aph hetalia#aph america#aph american states#aph louisiana#aph missouri#aph florida#aph kansas#aph state quotes#state 18#state 24#state 27#state 34#idk if anyone reads these#but YES florida is doing something right#this isnt really funny#its more cool#i read a newspaper article where a fugitive in mo was captured cause he farted#thats where the joke is#it sounds like local florida man but its not#its local missouri man this time
