#starterfa

You know, the woods are dangerous at night alone. You're practically baiting yourself to the wolves wandering around here. 

All I'm packing for this trip is a pair of binoculars, gloves and a leopard print loin cloth. Be ready, Fenton. It's my time to shine.

It looks like I may need to do a little more shopping in order to be properly prepared for this trip... Is everyone else ready?

Why must every delivery boy flirt with me? I will not serenade you to orgasm, nor will I invite you in -- hand over the pasta and leave. 

There's a new sheriff in town, Deputy Steal Your Girl.

And I remember thinkin' are we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woo--Oh...I didn't know anyone was here. I was just -- umh, well, you see, I was actually -- well...this is embarrassing.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate planes? Remind me to never put myself through such torture ever again. 

I'm already running half an hour behind for a crucial mock exam and I can't-- I may have gotten a Starbucks but that's irrelevant-- wait, is this even the exam hall?