#starinhercorner

merci beaucoup

Avec plaisir.

shops for groceries

They take turns for this. Artemis had an odd time getting used to trusting someone to fill the fridge at home without worrying that they'd starve if she didn't take care of it, but she eventually got into the rhythm of it. Especially because Zee always brings her a little something when she does.

kills the spiders

If Artemis is alone at home, she has no qualms with doing so. In fact, she'll even try to use it for target practice. When Zatanna's around, though, they opt for poofing the spiders elsewhere. Normally a teammate's closet or bed.

comes home drunk at 3am

They both do. They go out to dance and party at least one night a week. They return to the apartment hammered and horny. They wake up exhausted and with splitting headaches and the rest of the day is usually spent taking turns on head massages and trying different hangover home remedies.

makes breakfast

Artemis. The girl wakes up insanely early. Besides, she makes the best breakfast omelettes; no amount of magic could ever outdo them.

remembers to feed the fish

Artemis.

Borrowing a little something from my previous post:

Artemis had a traumatizing incident in which Kaldur accompanied her to a mart and he told her about all the horrible, agonizing things the fishies on sale were screaming out to him during their visit.

As such, she kind of objects when she returns home one day and finds Zee ogling over a colorful blue and purple fish in a glass bowl on their table. Zatanna insists that she can remember to take proper care of it, but she doesn't. Instead, Artemis keeps doing so out of guilt and concern. Then one night, at 3 AM, they stumbled into their apartment hammered and horny and accidentally knock over the bowl while busying themselves on the table. They hold a funeral for the fish and cry at the toilet while they wave goodbye. Artemis is too torn to speak to Zee for the rest of the night and Zee is too guilty so they just go to sleep.

The next morning they agree not to get any more fishes (nor to tell either Kaldur or La'gaan about what happened to Venusite). Several months later, they adopt a chow chow dog instead. 

decorates the apartment

Zatanna, definitely. Not only does she pretty much have a better taste, but a spell or two takes care of it in a snap, so it's no big deal. Although holiday decorating often ends up being a team effort.

initiates duets

Zatanna. Artemis will sometimes do so, especially during their night-outs.

falls asleep first

thaaaaaaaaat one

i think it was "i just want nightwing to like me" and then "he doesn't need you, he's got batman!" or something like that