clarigram (¬‿¬)
send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on - Clarice, and then she shimmies up next to Will until he is forced to dance a little too
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Clarice, but as a half asleep drunk demand on the rare occasion
sends the other unsolicited nudes - Clarice send Will nudes when he’s in the middle of an intense case and she’s not there to help him through it so she offers him an alternative diversion for his mind...and other things... >.>
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - neither are big on bragging to blowing accomplishments out of proportion
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - Clarice, she loves sweets, not that Will has ever complained
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - neither really
killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - either, in the line of duty; if it was in self-defense no need to hid the body
wears the least clothing around the house - it’s a competition, both with walk around in their underwear in the house
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - either one, their will usually suck the other in and it just snowballs into a big sentimental love fest
