#stargate365

John telling the Russian rep that Teyla is his wife so the guy won’t hit on her… omfg

Yeah, I can see why getting a shrink for Atlantis could be tricky…

I’m sorry, what do you mean the NID is lobbying to experiment on Todd? He might be a wraith, but he’s out wraith dammit!

Teyla has ancestors from earth?? Cool!

Teyla explaining that Kanan is her friend and Torren’s dad, but not her husband is wonderful! We need more diversity in familial representation these days.

The IOA can go suck a popsicle.

Ahahaha, I love that somebody’s let Carson be all sneaky in swiping off with important medical supplies to take back to Pegasus.

Eva assuming Torren is John’s son... well, in a way, he is... he’s certainly a male role model. I think, to a degree, AR-1 are Torren’s family.

“Rodney McKay drove down the Extraterrestrial Highway,” <-- I’m sorry, is that a euphemism or is this actually a place?

Random Geek has noticed all the spacefights over Area 51. I love it. 

“John was sound asleep on his back on the couch, Torren sprawled on his stomach with his head turned sideways, quietly drooling on John’s shirt,” <--too cute. my heart. cannot handle the cuteness.

“The hell I will” John skirting awful close to trouble here, but I’m 10,000% behind him and ready to throw down. (ง'̀-'́)ง 

If Atlantis is meant to be grounded... why is it being restocked... I am smelling the little red fishies again...

Oh shit, Teyla about to give Jack a piece of her mind, and John’s handing in his notice? What... what is Radek saying... oh... that’s sneaky. Red fishies indeed.

“Actually, the pilot was British.” #Roflmao

YrateajobGifjlbigcmoutsdvi Torren just called John “Da!” I am dead.

“Look, do you want McKay and the cat, or no cat and no McKay?” “What cat, I don’t see any cat?” “That’s the spirit.”

“No, obviously not uninhabitable. People live in Canada” - Rodney McKay. 

‘She hadn’t known there was an iron in Atlantis. Eva made a note to herself to find out who the iron belonged to so she could borrow it.’

“No I can’t put up the shield. It’s snow, not an alien invasion!”

Well hell, I think that’s Manara down for the count.

Guess that means Todd’s outta the bag now.

I’m starting to get very fed up with Sora. She is knowingly, willfully, jeopardizing the alliance between Atlantis and the Genii. I understand her pain. But she is not dealing with it in a healthy way, and eventually somebody is just going to shoot her and leave her body for the vultures.

Huh. Ladon has a good grasp on politics. I rather like him, for a Genii.

Well shit, this could be a problem.

Did... did John just manage to bluff the Wraith? With... with fireworks?

This is... weird. If the Athosians didn’t dial, who did... and why?

Well fuck. They stole Rodney.

*insert R rated swearing here for about ten minutes*