#starbulus

I had a prom recently. To celebrate, I even try in a 3D effect

Rhombina: I’m too old to be sitting at this stupid kid’s table.

Atreus: Well, there’s nothing you can do, so I suggest you quit moping about it.

Prima: What’s the big deal, anyway?

Rhombina: All the fun stuff is happening over there!

Rhombulus: Uhh…anybody here ever crystallize a horde of flesh-eating vegetables?  Anyone?  No?

    Rhombulus: Everyone’s yelling, so I am too!

Star: Rhombulus, that is not helping!

  Rhombulus: FLAGS!  WOO-HOO!

Star: Rhombulus, no!

  Rhombina: Come on, guys!  Let’s play!

Star: Oh no.  Not this.

Rhombina: But Mom!  You played Flags when you were our age!

Star: I did a lot of things you won’t be doing.  I know it’s boring to be the oldest at the kids’ table, believe me, but you’re not ready to be the youngest at the adults’ table.  Besides, Flags is nothing but an excuse for our family to beat each other up.

Rhombina: That’s why it’s so great!

Star: No, it’s obsessed-with-winning violence.  Now sit back down.

Rhombina: Grandma!

Moon: You heard your mother.

  Prima: Hey, both Mom and Grandma said no, so that’s that.  No Flags for us.

Rhombina: Chicken.

Prima: What did you call me?

Rhombina: You heard me Little Miss I’m-The-Oldest.

Prima: No one but no one calls me a chicken.

Rhombina: So prove me wrong.

Prima: You bet I will, little sister.

  Atreus: Disobeying Mother and Grandmother and going behind their backs.  Whatever can go wrong?

Rhombina: It’ll be fine!

Atreus: The last time you said that, you ended up in a pit full of angry monkeys.

Rhomby: That was funny.

Prima: It was.

  Star: Can you believe the kids were trying to join in on Flags?

Moon: Yes, I can.  Because you did the exact same thing.

  Rhomby: I wanna come too!

Rhombina: No, you’re the only one who actually belongs at the kids’ table!

Rhomby: I’ll squeal!

Rhombina: You wouldn’t!

Rhomby: I would! 

Kite: high five one eye brother!... Wait, How am I supposed to do it if you do not have hands?

Doru: oh my goodness Kite! Please just stop

I bring to you a handsome and cleaned up fancy boy!!!

Also a bonus: 3 out of 4 friends agree he’s handsome