#stanftrip

fun quotes from the judge today: "it has been a century since someone has pounded my podium." "this war on tofu you're talking about..." "shoes stayed on, miss khrushchev!" that last one was to me lol..

guy: i got us some....drinks....for tonight. i put some juice in the icebox. gonna be LIT.

glampersand said: its a reference to lot’s wife, right? she turns back to look at god destroying the city even though they were told not to look back & became a pillar of salt. inability to resist temptation. i know that and the two catholic guys in question know that! the real issue is why the fuck his name is pillar of salt spelled all edgy.

the guys: playing w a beach ball. one guy: fucks with the blowy uppy part. another guy: don't trust him with it, he's a patriots fan. everyone: OOHHHHHH.

shoutout 2 the moon!!! I might do a reading later tonight :0

omar: what part of being an american do you value the most? california guy: pfff.... freedom? omar: given that, you know, other countries also have freedom. california guy: what are you talking about, omar. this is america.

professor: stop finishing early! me: then assign more work. professor: no, everyone else is struggling! me: then don't advertise this as a course that only accepts high-achieving students.

trip highlight: guy: teach me chords me: is teach guy: can i roam around with this me: yeah guy: what's the word for a traveling musician me: a bard??? guy: i'm a bard!!!! (singing) ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAIDEN hahah i'm the best bard